Where are the flying cars…?

 

…in the ozone, where our common sense has gone to die.

How can the sarcasm fail to flow?

I wanted flying cars!  Soaring in the sky at 500 mph, and getting to work from one side of the state to the other in 30 minutes.  How cool is that?

When I earned my driver’s license and drove for a while, this became my motto:

It wasn’t supposed to be like this. 

People were supposed to be smarter. 

Instead, the next generation found yet another way to go on a trip.

Is THIS is the result of ingesting Tide Pods?

Tell me that civilization isn’t at it’s lowest point when roaches have more class than people.

Roach:

Human:

that about covers it.

If we continue along the path of devolution, this may be our fate:

 

You have to wonder what is going to be eating US in another million years — and will they have flying cars?