Tag Archive: Sarcasm

Conversations : Self-deflection

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More questions for God, the universe, or whatever (GUW). Me:  If safety is an illusion, and time is an illusion, what is reality? GUW:  What do you see on your computer monitor, or… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Not happy?

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What a difference a rebuilt engine makes. Too bad we can’t rebuild a brain as easily. The engine in my Jeep used to go 0 to 60 in a day.    Now, when… Continue reading

Strange National Days

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There’s a national chocolate day, national get up day and a national Daiquiri day.   Yesterday, I did almost EVERYTHING wrong, so I thought,  Why isn’t there a national wrong day? Looks like I… Continue reading

Pointless sarcasm

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I have nothing absolutely earth shattering to report, unlike these poor, unfortunate, twins. Dogs have taken over my bed.  Cats want attention.   Irritating, but not earth shattering. The Division of Motor Vehicles has… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Language

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I’ve mentioned many times that my son is the multi-lingual poet in the family.  I know how to ask “Where’s the bathroom” in 4 languages. 😏 “Donde esta el banjo?” Enough about my… Continue reading

Senseless weekend sarcasm : Endurance

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A few years back, I sent my spit to Ancestry.com.   No, I wasn’t angry at them, it was for a DNA sample. There were a few surprises, such as 1% Cameroon/Bantu people 1%… Continue reading

Ronovan Writes Décima Poetry Challenge : Dog Logs

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Ronovan Writes Décima Poetry Challenge Prompt No. 64: (CLAP) in the A rhyme line. If you want to participate, here’s the link:  Ronovan Writes <_><_><_> A humorous entry, based on the fact that I… Continue reading

Inner battles

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  I’m up at 3:00am, after fighting two demons. Tlexaquatel, whoever that is (no, I don’t know how to spell it) and a lesser demon continually running from its nemesis. Both are like… Continue reading

Senseless Weekend Sarcasm : Thought bullets

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The thought bullets that impact my brain at 3 in the morning: ME:  God, the universe, whatever you are, why does evil always seem to win out in the end? God/Universe/Whatever (GUW: ):  I… Continue reading

More Senseless 1st World Problems

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I keep breaking my nails.  If you’re thinking this… …you’re wrong. It’s more like this:   I went to the website using this picture, but whatever language it’s written in looks like hieroglyphics… Continue reading