Tag Archive: Sarcasm

Monday

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Me:  The light is too bright. Hubby:  I’m sick of your light sensitivity. Me:  I’ve been sick of it for decades. The inside of our house: He has a strange sense of humor. … Continue reading

Senseless Weekend Sarcasm: Really bad poetry Zen

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Ever get tired of all things but life, the unneeded drama, conflict and strife? Waking up groggy,  you walk t’ward the mirror, seeing a monster you shudder in terror. The thing staring at… Continue reading

Senseless Not-Fired-Yet Sarcasm : Work

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No, it’s not an eye-catching, glamorous title. Had it been, “How women view work,” that might be a better one. But I don’t need the protestation replies when I’m in the middle of… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm: Customer service, with a side order of “I don’t know.”

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Today, after 6 months of deliberation, I finally updated my telephone/internet service. FIrst time I tried getting through, the automatic annoying system said, “this call can’t be completed,” and hung up on me.… Continue reading

One of “those” weeks

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Ever have one of “those” weeks where you take your puppy to the vet to be neutered, you find out he needs a biopsy, you’re now $400 poorer, an abandoned dog follows you… Continue reading

Hypocrisy in motion

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Okay… (I say that word a lot.  I think it’s the new “you know” or possibly a substitute for the “F” word). Rarely do I watch TV.  Unless I’m in someone’s house, who… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm: All I want…

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This was Florida just yesterday: Yes, I live in Flor-dah, while the Mickey Mouse part of the state continues to live in the ozone.  At the tip, you’ll find North Cuba. Yesterday, I… Continue reading

Have…to….SHARE

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When I saw these, I knew I had to share them. What is life without a few laughs? <_><_><_> Been there, stepped on that. All we need now is a set of new… Continue reading

Senseless Saturday Sarcasm : Tired

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I was going to sleep in today — and still might.   Sleeping from 12:30 to 5:30 in the morning is great for a few people, but not for someone needing 8 hours of… Continue reading

99 word prompt : Storm shutters

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November 14, 2019, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story using storm windows. It can be literal on a house, but also consider other portals, even spaceships or submarines.… Continue reading