Advice sarcasm
Things one thinks about at 3 in the morning when one cannot sleep. Unsolicited advice. Advice from the better half: Pain is all in your head. Cut off your head… Continue reading
Tag Archive: Sarcasm
Senseless “I’m so bored I’m comatose” Sar-cat-some : This week
Another week of non-stop fun in the writer’s den. …what day is it? Ah, yes. It’s “the cat is trying to sabotage my computer again” day. After that, it’s time to drink… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : How not to conduct an interview
Greetings to listeners one and all! My name is Earnest Critick, coming to you live from my world renowned show, BOOK REVIEWS EXTRAORDINAIRE. I’m here today with writer Joelle LeGendre. Tell me, Joelle,… Continue reading
They pretend to pay us, and we pretend to work.
Not very many people are fortunate enough to love their job as much as I love mine. During the COVID-19 fiasco, not many people were fortunate enough to keep their job. Now that… Continue reading
Senseless dream sarcasm : Geriatric fairy tales
Asleep at 6:30pm, awake at 10:00pm. I never should have had that cherry chocolate chip ice cream, followed by the salad from hell. If that wasn’t bad enough… …yes, another one of “those”… Continue reading
When the brain just can’t…
I am trying — really I am. Just ask my better half and he’ll tell you that I’m very, very trying. But this post isn’t about how hard it is for me to… Continue reading
Senseless blood pressure sarcasm : Blame the machine edition
Last Tuesday’s dental appointment: Back molar tooth pull A dental assistant puts the blood pressure cuff on my arm. It inflates automatically until my bone wants to break. “Your blood pressure is 205… Continue reading
99 word prompt : Earthing? Not.
April 22, 2021, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story about earthing. Put a character’s hands, feet or body and soul into the earth. Who needs recharging? What happens… Continue reading
Senseless pee poetry
👿☠️😱💣~👿☠️😱💣~👿☠️😱💣 People owned by cats are a special breed. Take, for instance, my reaction the moment I walked into a closet full of expensive work clothes that now smell like cat pee. Inside… Continue reading
Inner conversations: Perspective
The conversation inside my head just before awakening from my 6pm to 10pm nap. And you wonder why I can’t sleep at night. <_><_><_><_> God, the universe and everything. What is… Continue reading