Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Key Lime Pie Recipe
I just made the BEST key lime pie. 2 graham cracker crusts from Dollar General. 3 cans of sweetened condensed milk. 5 – 6 eggs (depending upon whether or not they are large… Continue reading
Tag Archive: Sarcasm
Parenting
Parenting is like being the lighthouse beam that’s trying to yell, “Danger, Will Robinson” and no one is listening. Parenting is like watching a movie where the good guy is about to get… Continue reading
Senseless Celestial Sarcasm : Rest
Yet another unsatisfying moment with God, the universe, or whatever. Hello God, the universe, or whatever I’m talking to. I’m back. I never left. Show off. There’s a cat next to me wanting… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Division
In case you’re wondering — I’d rather be writing. Except that I am writing — on my blog. That, however, is not the same as writing a book. People like to curl… Continue reading
Had…To…Share!
I couldn’t resist sharing these. Let’s face it, sometimes we simply need a few seconds of mindless entertainment. And…. from the entertainment CATpital of the world: Hey, Buttie, Ice to see you! Some… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Social media Gem-nasties
As one of the few people who can still count back change, here’s to all those who never learned how: For people tired of being “under the gun.” Here is proof that a… Continue reading
Moods and messes.
Thursday and Friday I wasn’t in the best of moods. It all started when I awoke to the “aroma” of a sewer filled with throw-up and cat cr@p. Fortunately, I didn’t touch, step… Continue reading
Editing is a humbling experience.
I’ve heard it said that people who can, do & people who can’t, teach. Personally, I think that’s a crock of cr@p. The best teachers are the ones who have slogged through the… Continue reading
Writer’s block? More like Writer’s stop.
No sarcasm — yet — just a universe of frustration. Weeks of furiously writing the last book in the HELL series. Weeks of watching the pitter-patter of long, slender fingers overworking the keyboard.… Continue reading
Things to do when you can’t sleep
TONIGHTS FORAY INTO THE NO SLEEP ZONE Write a post. Make some toast Surf the net Stroke a pet Drink some water. Call your daughter. Take a shower. Read an hour. Meditate Medicate.… Continue reading