99 word prompt : Valentines
February 14, 2019, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less) write a story about valentines. It can be Valentine’s Day, the exchange, love for another, romance, or friendship. Have a heart and… Continue reading
Tag Archive: Sarcasm
Please (don’t) be my valentine
Ah, the memories. My first experience in elementary school. Teacher: “You have to put a card in everyone’s box.” Student(s): “But I don’t want to! She had cooties!” (aka Tourette’s Syndrome). … Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : World poli-ticks
The Tiny Terror, after two grueling days of enacting vengeance on Mom: He discovered it’s harder to find your own food than wait for Mom to open a can. He didn’t come home… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Social media
There are around 7.7 million humans crowding Earth. Someone out there has to want my books. But how can a writer with a total net income below the poverty line advertise? SOCIAL MEDIA!… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Spoiled
It’s been raining ALL the D@%*#d day. Temps are dropping. OMG! It’s 48F out there! Where the hell is my snowsuit!!! Found it: Well…technically, that’s my son’s snowsuit when he was 10, and… Continue reading
Words to eat by
I tell people, “Never give up.” I’d eat those words, but I’m just too stubborn to give up. Actually, I’d eat just about anything edible right now, if I could. My definition… Continue reading
The occasional poet’s obligatory poetry rant
The occasional poet has taken a hiatus for a few months. Between NaNoWriMo and my day job I concentrated on 50,000 words in the month of November. For the past 4 months, my… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Cat help
There are two words in the English language that don’t belong next to eat other: Cat & Help. Other Brother Coon Cat (OBCC): Mom is doing laundry. Tiny Terror (TT): So…what about it?… Continue reading
Things the brain ponders at 4 in the morning : Blog picking
I’ve been blogging for over 5 years and I’m still mystified by blogger behavior (including my own). Here are 3 things all of us do that can’t possibly be described as blogging etiquette. … Continue reading
Repeat after me…
Repeat after me, brain… I am sleepy… I am sleepy… I am… Awake. That’s enough poetry for today. And, yes, I know it’s not Friday. At least I think I know it’s not… Continue reading