Tag Archive: humor

99 word prompt : Valentines

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February 14, 2019, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less) write a story about valentines. It can be Valentine’s Day, the exchange, love for another, romance, or friendship. Have a heart and… Continue reading

Please (don’t) be my valentine

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Ah, the memories. My first experience in elementary school.     Teacher:  “You have to put a card in everyone’s box.” Student(s):  “But I don’t want to!  She had cooties!” (aka Tourette’s Syndrome).  … Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : World poli-ticks

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The Tiny Terror, after two grueling days of enacting vengeance on Mom: He discovered it’s harder to find your own food than wait for Mom to open a can.   He didn’t come home… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Social media

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There are around 7.7 million humans crowding Earth.  Someone out there has to want my books.  But how can a writer with a total net income below the poverty line advertise? SOCIAL MEDIA!… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Spoiled

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It’s been raining ALL the D@%*#d day.  Temps are dropping.  OMG! It’s 48F out there!  Where the hell is my snowsuit!!! Found it: Well…technically, that’s my son’s snowsuit when he was 10, and… Continue reading

Words to eat by

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I tell people, “Never give up.” I’d eat those words, but I’m just too stubborn to give up.    Actually, I’d eat just about anything edible right now, if I could. My definition… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Cat help

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There are two words in the English language that don’t belong next to eat other:  Cat & Help. Other Brother Coon Cat (OBCC):  Mom is doing laundry. Tiny Terror (TT):  So…what about it?… Continue reading

Things the brain ponders at 4 in the morning : Blog picking

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I’ve been blogging for over 5 years and I’m still mystified by blogger behavior (including my own). Here are 3 things all of us do that can’t possibly be described as blogging etiquette. … Continue reading

Repeat after me…

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Repeat after me, brain… I am sleepy… I am sleepy… I am… Awake. That’s enough poetry for today. And, yes, I know it’s not Friday.  At least I think I know it’s not… Continue reading

Senseless because-I-can Sarcasm : Genetic roulette

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All of my life, I believed one “Truth.”  One of my parents was purely Irish and the other was half Irish and half French Canadian.  In other words, I was supposed to be… Continue reading