Tag Archive: humor

Things the sarcastic mind thinks about at 2:00am

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Universe:  For all we know, our universe could be a cell in the body of a giant dinosaur.  By the time one of his lumbering feet moves in front of another, a trillion… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Friday

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  Friday’s “whether” forecast (as in “whether or not I can get out of bed this morning”):  Foggy all day. Next time I’m calling in sick. There’s a 30-something shadowing me for my… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm: Confessions of the once beautiful

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Well… maybe not beautiful. My best friend, who lived on the other side of our block, had two brothers.  When you’re a teen and two guys resembling the younger versions of Hugh Jackman… Continue reading

When morning doesn’t go as planned

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Asleep at 10 and awake at…what time?   …or so it appeared. Thus began the morning routine:    Take supplements (like turmeric, brain enhancement formula with names I can’t pronounce…) Refill dog food bowls… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Chillin’

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When I began to write this on a Sunday morning, it was a chilly 66F in Florida(18.9C for everyone else in the world).  Now, it’s Tuesday and 64F. I hate winter. The dogs… Continue reading

Senseless Wednesday Sarcasm: The past 2 years

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THEN.. Yes, 2021 has been a blast. What would Wednesday Addams think about it? I asked her for a bit more detail: . I wanted to ask her, “What’s you’re point.”  After she… Continue reading

Not much to report

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Not much to report. Years ago, another blogger mentioned that when she looked over her past posts some of the things she wrote were almost word for word what she had just written… Continue reading

Celestial overthink sarcasm : unsatisfying conversations

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Another one of those conversations at 3 o’clock in the morning…  …after a very unsatisfying dream.  Take all the concepts you fear will happen and throw them together with a device that helps… Continue reading

Senseless “make every mistake possible in your job” sarcasm

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Today was “make every mistake possible in your job” day.  I’m so stressed, this is my newest Tourette’s tic: It made me wonder what kind of problems other people have when they’re stressed.… Continue reading

One of those duds of a day

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I should be writing. Oh, look, a funny meme.    Really.  I should be writing. I’m sitting in my chair, cross-legged, staring at the page.  I look at the heading as if it… Continue reading