Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Speechless
I’m here with my $758 kitty, who was in the kitty hospital for 2 days with a blocked urethra. He’s standing in front of the keyboard, as usual, so I have to… Continue reading
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Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : 10 strange things one learns in life
Never pass up a chance to ask why coworkers are frowning. People like it when they think you’re paying attention. A foolproof way to stop “sweating the small stuff.” If it costs less… Continue reading
Senseless Weekend Sarcasm : Punchy
You’ve heard the word before. When the bad guys have the good guys surrounded, the good guys start telling jokes. …and… When you’ve had enough C#@p for one day, you laugh at the… Continue reading
Health is a relative thing
Ever have to fill out those %$#*&% forms at the doctor’s office…the ones in 8 font that you need a microscope to read? When you’re nearsighted, it looks a lot like this: Some… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Pollen
I’m told there are 4 seasons in Florida. But this isn’t quite accurate. There are more than 5 seasons, and they overlap. At this moment, it’s pollen season, a time when your nose… Continue reading
Magic : just another word for “I don’t know what the hell it is.”
And now for a (drum-roll) bit of Senseless Weekend Sarcasm. MAGIC. I see that word thrown around like fairy dust in a P. Pan movie. One of my favorite SciFi writers said it… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Life
Life. That place between birth and death. Some days I think Birth and Death have a bet going. Can’t you just see it? Birth says, “Let’s throw some humans on top of Earth… Continue reading
Intermission
Did you know that epic movies — the ones made decades ago — had an intermission? When “Titanic” circulated the theaters, my daughter and I sat through the entire thing. At the end… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Why did I become a cat people?!
I sit here…wondering… “Why did I spend days washing urine-soaked bedding, and what is it about cats that enslaves my heart to the point where I’ve been petting the little B@$tard for 10… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : World poli-ticks
The Tiny Terror, after two grueling days of enacting vengeance on Mom: He discovered it’s harder to find your own food than wait for Mom to open a can. He didn’t come home… Continue reading