Advice sarcasm
Things one thinks about at 3 in the morning when one cannot sleep. Unsolicited advice. Advice from the better half: Pain is all in your head. Cut off your head… Continue reading
Tag Archive: satire
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : How not to conduct an interview
Greetings to listeners one and all! My name is Earnest Critick, coming to you live from my world renowned show, BOOK REVIEWS EXTRAORDINAIRE. I’m here today with writer Joelle LeGendre. Tell me, Joelle,… Continue reading
Senseless dream sarcasm : Geriatric fairy tales
Asleep at 6:30pm, awake at 10:00pm. I never should have had that cherry chocolate chip ice cream, followed by the salad from hell. If that wasn’t bad enough… …yes, another one of “those”… Continue reading
Senseless blood pressure sarcasm : Blame the machine edition
Last Tuesday’s dental appointment: Back molar tooth pull A dental assistant puts the blood pressure cuff on my arm. It inflates automatically until my bone wants to break. “Your blood pressure is 205… Continue reading
Inner conversations: Perspective
The conversation inside my head just before awakening from my 6pm to 10pm nap. And you wonder why I can’t sleep at night. <_><_><_><_> God, the universe and everything. What is… Continue reading
New-ish bio
I’ve updated my ALLI author bio. It’s based on my Nudge Wink Report bio that was (and still is) 7 years out of date. What do you think? Joelle loves sarcasm. Her blog… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Convoluted
Every 6 months, our bodies endure that unnecessary torture. I call Daylight Slavings Time. The fog in my cogs will continue for a month, as my brain struggles to accommodate. My better half… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Strong
I’m told that strong women never complain. However, some of us are too ornery to die, so we write sarcastic posts about our ridiculous 1st world problems. Me, last week: Trying to… Continue reading
World views
It’s hard to think on a galactic scale when you’re trying to survive life for as long as possible. Is each cell of our body filled with worlds living inside a terrarium? Why… Continue reading
Senseless weekend Sarcasm : why cats have survived
Why cats have survived with humans for over 12,000 years: Chilly Coon Kitty had an unintentional treat: half a can of tuna. It was meant for the Tiny Terror: Unfortunately, TT wanted freshly… Continue reading