Tag Archive: satire

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Key Lime Pie Recipe

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I just made the BEST key lime pie. 2 graham cracker crusts from Dollar General. 3 cans of sweetened condensed milk. 5 – 6 eggs (depending upon whether or not they are large… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Division

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  In case you’re wondering — I’d rather be writing. Except that I am writing — on my blog.  That, however, is not the same as writing a book.   People like to curl… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : How not to make mistakes as a blogger?

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  This entire post could be summed up as follows: The only way to avoid making mistakes as a blogger is NOT to write ANYTHING.  You can just sit at your desk, admire… Continue reading

Slivered bells….Slivered bells….It’s Catsmas time for the kitty.

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In honor of the fact that the cats just finished off the giblets. I guess you could say, “They gotta lotta guts.” …and no knowledge of punctuation. If you have a cat, you… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Mess

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My desk is a mess; one guess why: Yes, the Tiny Terror strikes again.  Fortunately, my speakers are at the edge of my desk and fell into a box containing a comforter to… Continue reading

Monday

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Me:  The light is too bright. Hubby:  I’m sick of your light sensitivity. Me:  I’ve been sick of it for decades. The inside of our house: He has a strange sense of humor. … Continue reading

Senseless Weekend Sarcasm: Really bad poetry Zen

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Ever get tired of all things but life, the unneeded drama, conflict and strife? Waking up groggy,  you walk t’ward the mirror, seeing a monster you shudder in terror. The thing staring at… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm: Customer service, with a side order of “I don’t know.”

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Today, after 6 months of deliberation, I finally updated my telephone/internet service. FIrst time I tried getting through, the automatic annoying system said, “this call can’t be completed,” and hung up on me.… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm: All I want…

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This was Florida just yesterday: Yes, I live in Flor-dah, while the Mickey Mouse part of the state continues to live in the ozone.  At the tip, you’ll find North Cuba. Yesterday, I… Continue reading

Senseless Saturday Sarcasm : Tired

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I was going to sleep in today — and still might.   Sleeping from 12:30 to 5:30 in the morning is great for a few people, but not for someone needing 8 hours of… Continue reading