I stole this from duckduckgo.com, the search engine that doesn’t gather information from you, because if you want to know everything about me, I’d rather you read it on my blog. sarcasm n.… Continue reading
Last night’s dream: Since I don’t remember the whole thing, I made some stuff up. Imagine, if you would, a harried mother trying to rein in two boys. They don’t get to see… Continue reading
This has been a fast-paced weekend. I had to bleach the floors, clean bedding in bleach, and other housework I’d rather forget. Otherwise, the $266 I gave to the veterinarian for 4 medications… Continue reading
Some days, my brain goes into overdrive. Today is one of those days. It is entertaining itself by thinking of things that sound impressive but are absolutely meaningless We have nothing to lose… Continue reading
Question: If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? . Answer: What kind of ridiculous question is that? Of course it makes a sound! We’re not the only animals… Continue reading
Welcome to Florida this train wreck called 2019….now GO HOME. Oh… wait. We’re all stuck on this train. Some of us are sitting in the engine, and the lucky ones are still… Continue reading
So….I’m sitting at home after taking 2 pain killers, 2 naps, and a couple of allergy pills. Have you noticed that when you’re sick your mind throws the strangest thought at you? This… Continue reading
I think that the first few decades after the year 2000 will be known as the INSANITY error ERA This is $260 at Sacks Fifth Avenue: When I was a kid, those jeans… Continue reading
After jet lag, there’s jet slug. You know what I mean — the time between believing 9 in the morning is still 6 and thinking it’s 7:00am instead. My body is so far… Continue reading
California – where law abiding citizens live behind bars, and if you shoot a criminal breaking into your home, you go to jail. Then again…you’re already in jail. The difference is, you’re in… Continue reading
