Tag Archive: satire

Senseless Wednesday Sarcasm : What You’re Not

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ME:    Hey! God, the Universe, and Everything.  There’s nothing like Sudafed and exhaustion.  I slept for 5 hours straight tonight. GUE:   And that is important because…. ME:    It means I have 5… Continue reading

Senseless Saturday Sarcasm : Happy…whatever.

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  ME:   God, the universe, and everything.  I’m confused. GUE:  In other words, this is a typical day. ME:   When I was a kid, we’d go to the Burdine’s rooftop in Miami.  We’d… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : tired, tried, diet, tied, dirt, die…

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Where am I? Seeing red. I’m at home, sitting on a 20-year-old chair in a office that desperately needs to be cleaned. Did I mention I’m chasing away the 20 pound coon cat? … Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Hoarsepower

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After three weeks of silence I have the energy level of a coma patient, and I speak like a toothless cowboy.  When I’m able to speak. It’s no fun standing around listening to… Continue reading

Senseless (what day is it again?) Sarcasm : Write

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I’m stuck at home, either sleeping, working, or sitting at the computer thinking about sleeping, working…  …with laryngitis. Soooo… the only way to get it out of my system is to write about… Continue reading

Senseless Wednesday Sarcasm : D@#$%d Sinuses.

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Just wanted you to know that I’m still alive.  After all, it’s only sinusitis.   What has it done to my body since Friday? At present, I have laryngitis.  I can, with more effort… Continue reading

Senseless Monday Sarcasm : Doggone it

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I actually started this on Friday.  Now, it’s Monday, and I lost the original draft.   How did that happen? Hell if I know.  Add it to the list of bad stuff that has… Continue reading

Awake

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I’m awake.  Sort of. After spending over an hour on my last post, it appears that people out in the blog-o-sphere are getting to be a lot like me.  We’re tired of watching… Continue reading

The new “call center”

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Once upon a time, there were these things we knew as “call centers.” I worked in one…for 4 days…between Thanksgiving and Christmas. So many fluorescent lights! The constant rumble of noise! A clock… Continue reading

Over looking, or looking over?

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Feeling a bit empty lately? I’ve been feeling rather bland lately, sort of like a banana traveling across the waters on a boat and wondering what kind of exciting life I’ll be leading,… Continue reading