Tag Archive: satire

When morning doesn’t go as planned

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Asleep at 10 and awake at…what time?   …or so it appeared. Thus began the morning routine:    Take supplements (like turmeric, brain enhancement formula with names I can’t pronounce…) Refill dog food bowls… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Chillin’

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When I began to write this on a Sunday morning, it was a chilly 66F in Florida(18.9C for everyone else in the world).  Now, it’s Tuesday and 64F. I hate winter. The dogs… Continue reading

Senseless Wednesday Sarcasm: The past 2 years

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THEN.. Yes, 2021 has been a blast. What would Wednesday Addams think about it? I asked her for a bit more detail: . I wanted to ask her, “What’s you’re point.”  After she… Continue reading

Not much to report

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Not much to report. Years ago, another blogger mentioned that when she looked over her past posts some of the things she wrote were almost word for word what she had just written… Continue reading

Celestial overthink sarcasm : unsatisfying conversations

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Another one of those conversations at 3 o’clock in the morning…  …after a very unsatisfying dream.  Take all the concepts you fear will happen and throw them together with a device that helps… Continue reading

Senseless “make every mistake possible in your job” sarcasm

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Today was “make every mistake possible in your job” day.  I’m so stressed, this is my newest Tourette’s tic: It made me wonder what kind of problems other people have when they’re stressed.… Continue reading

Senseless Saturday Sarcasm: The Occasional Poet

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Joelle LeGende, The Occasional Poet©  Strikes out again. I think my brain is fried today, It doesn’t work, to my dismay, it’s doing paperwork all wrong like putting Elvis in a thong or… Continue reading

Is there a National Dreadful Day?

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If there is, September 21 is a good candidate. I feel a lot like a cat dressed as a pizza slice. I logged into the computer I use where I work, started to… Continue reading

Senseless insomnia sarcasm

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  It’s 5:00am in the @$%^&*()->! morning. That’s what I get for thinking that an expensive brand of “sleep tea” was any better than the cheap stuff. Yes, I was asleep at 10pm.… Continue reading

Now and Then

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Now:  Time for a nap. Then: Party, party, party! Now:  Wake up surrounded by dogs and thinking, “They’re so much better than people.” Then: “Who are you, why am I in your bed…wasn’t… Continue reading