Tag Archive: satire

Advice sarcasm

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  Things one thinks about at 3 in the morning when one cannot sleep.    Unsolicited advice.   Advice from the better half:  Pain is all in your head. Cut off your head… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : How not to conduct an interview

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Greetings to listeners one and all!  My name is Earnest Critick, coming to you live from my world renowned show, BOOK REVIEWS EXTRAORDINAIRE.  I’m here today with writer Joelle LeGendre.  Tell me, Joelle,… Continue reading

Senseless dream sarcasm : Geriatric fairy tales

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Asleep at 6:30pm, awake at 10:00pm.  I never should have had that cherry chocolate chip ice cream, followed by the salad from hell. If that wasn’t bad enough… …yes, another one of “those”… Continue reading

Senseless blood pressure sarcasm : Blame the machine edition

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Last Tuesday’s dental appointment:  Back molar tooth pull A dental assistant puts the blood pressure cuff on my arm.  It inflates automatically until my bone wants to break. “Your blood pressure is 205… Continue reading

Inner conversations: Perspective

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The conversation inside my head just before awakening from my 6pm to 10pm nap. And you wonder why I can’t sleep at night.     <_><_><_><_> God, the universe and everything.  What is… Continue reading

New-ish bio

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I’ve updated my ALLI author bio. It’s based on my Nudge Wink Report bio that was (and still is) 7 years out of date. What do you think? Joelle loves sarcasm. Her blog… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Convoluted

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Every 6 months, our bodies endure that unnecessary torture. I call Daylight Slavings Time.  The fog in my cogs will continue for a month, as my brain struggles to accommodate. My better half… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Strong

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  I’m told that strong women never complain. However, some of us are too ornery to die, so we write sarcastic posts about our ridiculous 1st world problems. Me, last week: Trying to… Continue reading

World views

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It’s hard to think on a galactic scale when you’re trying to survive life for as long as possible. Is each cell of our body filled with worlds living inside a terrarium? Why… Continue reading

Senseless weekend Sarcasm : why cats have survived

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Why cats have survived with humans for over 12,000 years:  Chilly Coon Kitty had an unintentional treat:  half a can of tuna. It was meant for the Tiny Terror: Unfortunately, TT wanted freshly… Continue reading