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Music silliness

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I’ve written a bit of poetry in my life. Unfortunately, poetry and sarcasm don’t go together well.  But songs rhyme, and I especially love silly songs. My children didn’t get “Rock-a-by Baby.”  I… Continue reading

…and another scam bites the ice

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Awake at 3:00 in the morning after 8 hours sleep…sort of (if you count the 3-hour nap from 3pm – 6pm). I have Dan Alatorre to blame for my latest dream-mare (not quite… Continue reading

A little silliness

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A little silliness today. Fun with internet searches. This prompted me to remember a few that made me laugh out loud: How about winter in Florida? Do you know what we have in… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Pretentious

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Just pretend for a moment that I’m the world’s leading authority on everything, and not an author who spends a great deal of time looking up every little detail as she writes. Imagine… Continue reading

In-stinks

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Where did a word like instinct come from?  It’s that feeling inside you screaming things like: Run! Hide! This is a good person. This guy sucks. You’re going to fight off a migraine… Continue reading

Bored

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As you may have guessed, I can’t sleep. When I’m bored, I start trolling through memes, so I went on a very popular social media site and looked through Granny’s Funnies and sarcasm… Continue reading

Twisted

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Once, I wrote poetry, the black cat part of me. Once, I flew on airplanes, until they gave me migraines. Once upon a time I believed in ever after but no prince proved… Continue reading

Senseless Someday Sarcasm : Energy?

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I can’t think of God as male or female, but as a giant blob of all-there-is that knows no time or space.   Is God a celestial couch potato in need of additional energy… Continue reading

99 word prompt

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February 6, 2020, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story to the theme “a dog in the daisies.” It can be any dog, real or imagined. Push into the… Continue reading

Dogs and dreams.

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I tried to sleep. Really, I did. Gazelle Dog insisted she had to put all her weight on one foot — while pushing it down on my throat.   It looked something like this,… Continue reading