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Senseless insomnia sarcasm

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  It’s 5:00am in the @$%^&*()->! morning. That’s what I get for thinking that an expensive brand of “sleep tea” was any better than the cheap stuff. Yes, I was asleep at 10pm.… Continue reading

Caturday cartoons

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Originally posted on bluebird of bitterness:
Someone knows cats much too well. 🙂 bluebird of bitterness View original post

Now and Then

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Now:  Time for a nap. Then: Party, party, party! Now:  Wake up surrounded by dogs and thinking, “They’re so much better than people.” Then: “Who are you, why am I in your bed…wasn’t… Continue reading

Intelligence tests defined

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Intelligence:  I have two memes to say about it Some forms of intelligence are impossible to calculate. My dad had a 5th grade education.  He could count cards and would often arrive home… Continue reading

Senseless Sarcasm and a bad poem : Spam

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I had 4 phone calls today from my worst enemy.  His name is Spam.  He hangs up 3 seconds after my message says, “Hello, you have reached the office…” Once, my own phone… Continue reading

Friend Therapy

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I visited the other half of Two On A Rant from Thursday afternoon until Sunday morning.   Admit it, you’ve asked yourself before when you were alone in a car for 3 hours, “Am… Continue reading

Where are the flying cars…?

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  …in the ozone, where our common sense has gone to die. How can the sarcasm fail to flow? I wanted flying cars!  Soaring in the sky at 500 mph, and getting to… Continue reading

Sarcasm humor rant : Getting used to a new phone.

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My daughter gave me a new phone for my birthday.  As a reminder, she manages a cell phone store.  Had I been visiting her, there would have been a phone ready with everything… Continue reading

99 word prompt : When pigs fly

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August 26, 2021, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story about a flight of pigs. It can be farm or fantasy-related. The idea can be a tale, poem or… Continue reading

Getting through to “theirs.”

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I’ve been waiting over an hour to speak with someone from the IRS. On 7/7/2021, I sent in a check with the amount charged for taxes.  A week ago, I received a check… Continue reading