Music silliness
I’ve written a bit of poetry in my life. Unfortunately, poetry and sarcasm don’t go together well. But songs rhyme, and I especially love silly songs. My children didn’t get “Rock-a-by Baby.” I… Continue reading
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…and another scam bites the ice
Awake at 3:00 in the morning after 8 hours sleep…sort of (if you count the 3-hour nap from 3pm – 6pm). I have Dan Alatorre to blame for my latest dream-mare (not quite… Continue reading
A little silliness
A little silliness today. Fun with internet searches. This prompted me to remember a few that made me laugh out loud: How about winter in Florida? Do you know what we have in… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Pretentious
Just pretend for a moment that I’m the world’s leading authority on everything, and not an author who spends a great deal of time looking up every little detail as she writes. Imagine… Continue reading
In-stinks
Where did a word like instinct come from? It’s that feeling inside you screaming things like: Run! Hide! This is a good person. This guy sucks. You’re going to fight off a migraine… Continue reading
Bored
As you may have guessed, I can’t sleep. When I’m bored, I start trolling through memes, so I went on a very popular social media site and looked through Granny’s Funnies and sarcasm… Continue reading
Twisted
Once, I wrote poetry, the black cat part of me. Once, I flew on airplanes, until they gave me migraines. Once upon a time I believed in ever after but no prince proved… Continue reading
Senseless Someday Sarcasm : Energy?
I can’t think of God as male or female, but as a giant blob of all-there-is that knows no time or space. Is God a celestial couch potato in need of additional energy… Continue reading
99 word prompt
February 6, 2020, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story to the theme “a dog in the daisies.” It can be any dog, real or imagined. Push into the… Continue reading
Dogs and dreams.
I tried to sleep. Really, I did. Gazelle Dog insisted she had to put all her weight on one foot — while pushing it down on my throat. It looked something like this,… Continue reading