Another in a line of first world problems.
<— I had a doctor like this. Once. I don’t stay with bad doctors EVER. I walked out the door when the doctor said HE would be the one to decide… Continue reading
Tag Archive: life
Life in 3 memes
This is life in 3 memes Doing home repairs: 2. Flying crunch-class: 3. The place where most of end up: Go ahead, make my day; tell me I’m wrong.
Nothing new…
…same anxiety inducing monthly deadlines to meet — TIMES 2! Yes, I do yoga from May 30 until November 1. For the next 5 months, I will be plagued with fork-in-mouth disease: I… Continue reading
GUE unsettled
If you want that kind of pain, you can look under the category of “Conversations,” and there you will find more conversations with GUE (God, the Universe, and Everything.) As you can tell,… Continue reading
Being a writer
When looking at the weather, I like a satellite view. It’s so easy to watch the clouds swirling, and I can see from which direction the rain will be coming at me. I… Continue reading
Senseless Someday Sarcasm : (Mental) Status
Have you taken a good look at the world yet? I’ll explain it in simple terms: Imagine, if you will, that a 13-year-old with an attitude has just discovered the code to every… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Alive
Woke up alive again today — Willy Nelson. He wrote that song in 2015, after waking up one morning only to discover that he was (supposedly) dead. I can sort-of relate. I had… Continue reading
Where are the flying cars…?
…in the ozone, where our common sense has gone to die. How can the sarcasm fail to flow? I wanted flying cars! Soaring in the sky at 500 mph, and getting to… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : UTI edition
ME: Why? Why God the Universe and Everything. Why give me a UTI at this moment? GUE: People are dying from pneumonia, dysentery, cancer, stroke, and malaria, and you bother me about… Continue reading
MONDAY
I dig the 5-cup coffee maker from it’s resting place on the counter and open the lid. What do I see? A mold farm. Those little green spots that permeate the grounds… Continue reading