Category Archive: LIfe

Another 5 in the morning Omelet

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Yes, it’s 5 in the morning and, as usual, my brain cells are scrambled. By the way, the omelet I made tastes cheesy and beef sausagey and bean sprouty.  While I munch on… Continue reading

Question…

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Question everything but your sanity: Everyone on Earth over the age of 5 is insane. As I sit at the computer eating Fage yogurt, I have to ask you one question? In 3… Continue reading

You can’t make this stuff up.

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Yesterday was more than simply interesting. It was more like bizarro world on steroids. I’ve had the same post office box since 1994.  If a package is too big for a box, it’s… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Change it forward

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2020 has changed the way I look at life. I knew that lifestyles were changing over the years, but if this was considered beautiful in the 1900’s, I don’t want to see the… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Conversations with a smart@$$.

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Okay, God, the universe and possibly everything, I’m once again trying to make sense of the senseless. In other words, you can’t sleep. Yep.  My body is one giant ache. Take an Ibuprofen.… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Not amused

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If I had 50 children and all of them were girls, I never would’ve named one of them Rhoda.    First grade, I’m carrying my assignment to the teacher: Rhoda:  “Why is she… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm: Taxing

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I’ve had a taxing day.  Litter-ally.   Every year I say the same thing. I HAVE TO STOP THE TORTURE!!! …and every year, this is what I do:   Except all those papers… Continue reading

Music silliness

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I’ve written a bit of poetry in my life. Unfortunately, poetry and sarcasm don’t go together well.  But songs rhyme, and I especially love silly songs. My children didn’t get “Rock-a-by Baby.”  I… Continue reading

Senseless Someday Sarcasm : Energy?

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I can’t think of God as male or female, but as a giant blob of all-there-is that knows no time or space.   Is God a celestial couch potato in need of additional energy… Continue reading

Moods and messes.

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Thursday and Friday I wasn’t in the best of moods. It all started when I awoke to the “aroma” of a sewer filled with throw-up and cat cr@p. Fortunately, I didn’t touch, step… Continue reading