Category Archive: LIfe

What if….

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I’ve been busy overthinking lately. First, there were the gods. Then, there was one God. After that, the number of atheist grew proportional to living in civilizations that wouldn’t kill them. Are there… Continue reading

I don’t take cold showers, and I don’t speak computer.

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The last part of March and the first part of April have proven that Murphy’s Law is true. First, my hot water heater ruptured.  It was only 50 years old, so I don’t… Continue reading

Thankless Thursday Sarcasm: Yet another unsatisfying conversation with GUE

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ME:   I’m up at 6 in the morning and I’m pissed! GUE: Why? ME:   I was watching a sci-fi series and people were invading one country to get away from another. They tried… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Losing it

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First of all, I owe a huge apology to my son.  He was playing a solo at 8:00 pm last night and I promised I’d listen to it.  I went to sleep at… Continue reading

Senseless Someday Sarcasm : (Mental) Status

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Have you taken a good look at the world yet?  I’ll explain it in simple terms:  Imagine, if you will, that a 13-year-old with an attitude has just discovered the code to every… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm: Taxes

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Yep.  It’s time to get my receipts together again. So far, I’m only missing 2 phone bills, 2 electric bills, and I’ve sorted them by type. That’s the first step before entering them… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Alive

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Woke up alive again today —  Willy Nelson. He wrote that song in 2015, after waking up one morning only to discover that he was (supposedly) dead.   I can sort-of relate.  I had… Continue reading

Awake

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I’m awake.  Sort of. After spending over an hour on my last post, it appears that people out in the blog-o-sphere are getting to be a lot like me.  We’re tired of watching… Continue reading

Now and Then

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Now:  Time for a nap. Then: Party, party, party! Now:  Wake up surrounded by dogs and thinking, “They’re so much better than people.” Then: “Who are you, why am I in your bed…wasn’t… Continue reading

Where are the flying cars…?

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  …in the ozone, where our common sense has gone to die. How can the sarcasm fail to flow? I wanted flying cars!  Soaring in the sky at 500 mph, and getting to… Continue reading