Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Offended
In 1968, I wrote this on the back of a sweatshirt (except that I used “I’m” instead):
Therefore, you cannot call me racist, crazy, or any other word overused word that has completely lost it’s meaning.
What? You don’t remember when someone who raced a car was called a racist?
You probably don’t remember this, either:
Today, I’ve decided to be offended by EVERYTHING!
For it is better to be offended by offenses, than mend fenses that weren’t worded correctly.
I’m offended that I don’t look like THIS in the mirror
I’m offended that the only time my cat wants to be near me is when he’s sick
…or hungry
I’m offended that I have to buy a ticket to win the lottery.
Here is my advice to people who are offended by anything they don’t agree with and call you names that have lost all meaning through overuse!
And as a reminder…
If you’re looking for an apology, this is all you’re going to get from me
Am I always right? H-e-double-L NO! But at this moment in time, here’s how I feel about apologizing to people who are easily offended:
So please…if you’re offended by the fact that I’m alive and don’t agree with every little tiny aspect of your political/religious, etc., belief system, just remember this
If you’re offended by this, please feel free to move on to a different plane of existence:
And I can tell you without a doubt that Betty White would NOT be offended by this:
Betty White, my sarcasm hero!
So please….go forth and be defended offended!
I’ll be laughing all the way to the ____________(blank).
Hilarious post! Not offended at all.
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Happy to know it brightened you day. 🙂
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Luv this one,sis. Betty is my heroine also. The truth in this edition is outstanding. And as far as “balls: are concerned …. those that think that is where their brain is shouldn’t try to grow a pair …. they should grow a vagina. Then they would have something to strut and crow about. Archive this one in the “My Best” file. Looks like we have much to discuss at Scrabble today.
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I think our middle names should have been “irreverent.” 🙂 It was a fun one to write.
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hahaha . I’m with you sister!
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Thanks. 🙂
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Great quotes Joelle, and I wasn’t offended in the least!
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People with a sense of humor are a rare breed. It’s nice to know there are still a few of this rare breed in the world. Thanks. 🙂
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You’re welcome.
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I objected to everything you objected to. Hope you don’t find that offensive.
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LOL! If everyone agreed with everyone else and wanted the same thing, this would either be a very dull world or everyone would be fighting over the same piece of land to live on.
It’s nice to commiserate with people who are offended by what offends me, though.
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What?! Is wrong with people. (Rhetorical!) i May not completely know your political views and if you have mentioned I’ve chosen to over-look them if they are different to mine? I’m not in your country and everyplace in the world right now has a lot of the same issues? Everyone’s allowed their own opinion, even idiots, which we are not! You are pure gold! never change! Cheers,H
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Thanks. 🙂
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