This has been a fast-paced weekend. I had to bleach the floors, clean bedding in bleach, and other housework I’d rather forget. Otherwise, the $266 I gave to the veterinarian for 4 medications… Continue reading
Once upon a time, I would tell people, “If you can’t get through a sentence without saying you know 10 times, please don’t speak to me!” At least that was 2 words in… Continue reading
Some days, my brain goes into overdrive. Today is one of those days. It is entertaining itself by thinking of things that sound impressive but are absolutely meaningless We have nothing to lose… Continue reading
Question: If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? . Answer: What kind of ridiculous question is that? Of course it makes a sound! We’re not the only animals… Continue reading
Welcome to Florida this train wreck called 2019….now GO HOME. Oh… wait. We’re all stuck on this train. Some of us are sitting in the engine, and the lucky ones are still… Continue reading
So….I’m sitting at home after taking 2 pain killers, 2 naps, and a couple of allergy pills. Have you noticed that when you’re sick your mind throws the strangest thought at you? This… Continue reading
In 1968, I wrote this on the back of a sweatshirt (except that I used “I’m” instead): Therefore, you cannot call me racist, crazy, or any other word overused word that has completely… Continue reading
I think that the first few decades after the year 2000 will be known as the INSANITY error ERA This is $260 at Sacks Fifth Avenue: When I was a kid, those jeans… Continue reading
I feel about as creative as plastic cheese on white bread. All my dreams of a universe in harmony vanished during my time in California. I was going to do soooooooooo much work… Continue reading
After jet lag, there’s jet slug. You know what I mean — the time between believing 9 in the morning is still 6 and thinking it’s 7:00am instead. My body is so far… Continue reading
