Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Too much sleep
Friday, I arrived home from work around 4:30pm, so tired I put on my PJ’s and found a space in between this:
I fell asleep around 5:00pm and awoke at 6:30.
Yes, I’m notorious for chronic insomnia but…
…did I mention I awoke at 6:30am?
I haven’t had 13 1/2 hours sleep since…
…since…
…um…
Look — I can’t remember what I had for breakfast 2 days ago. You expect me to remember the last time I had more than 7 consecutive hours of sleep?
I’ve narrowed it down to “sometime before the age of 25,” between the time became I pregnant (on or around my birthday) and after my son was born, then my daughter, and everyone knows you don’t sleep through the night until your kids turn 40.
I would’ve slept longer than 13 1/2 hours, but the sound of a dog throwing up on my bed awakened me with a startle — and 3 additional loads of laundry when it soaked through 2 comforters and a set of sheets.
What did I do all day?
Breakfast, Laundry, cleaned the floor, Laundry, took a nap between doggies, Laundry, dinner, Laundry…
I’m writing this post at 1:00 am, since my body is refusing to sleep and there are 6 dogs on my bed anyway.
I dont think I’ve had that much sleep in one go either since i was 23 & hard a leak from my yet diagnosed AVM. Didn’t eat for a week. Cheers,H
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That was a dreadful way to get so much sleep.
In contrast to Friday night, last night I got 5 hours sleep.
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I know how you feel except I have one kitty.x😻💖🐾
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I had 2 coon cats. One cat can effectively keep you awake. The heaviest, who passed away 2 years ago, was over 20 pounds. He once jumped from my desk onto my ribs and cracked a rib.
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I miss the days when I could go to bed and sleep for 14 hours. I think the last time that happened was when I was in high school, back during the Nixon administration…
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My son was born when Ford was in office. My daughter was born when Carter was in office.
Do you remember the old Johnny Carson joke about Gerald Ford and Bob Dole? He called them a lemon and a pineapple.
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That is hard 😳 forgetfulness comes with not sleeping 🤔 I think it is, I’m not taking me as an example 🤔 but wait, I think I should take me 😅😂 when did I had a 13 hour sleep 🙄🤔 never. and with 6 dogs around, 13 hours of sleep is a fantasy.😂. Good one Joelle.
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It seemed a bit surreal to sleep that long. But it did happen.
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if that happened 🧐 that’s good, thts good if it happens everyday 😅
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I wish. Last night and tonight: 5 hours sleep.
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5 hours seems good though ☺️ we had almost same hours of sleep 😉 luckily I’m starting to feel sleepy during daytime recently😂. Not sure if that’s a good sign 🤔
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Live those dogs 😀🤣😀
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Thanks. 😃
As you can see, they’re spoiled rotten.
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Yes indeed they are bless 💖💖
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