Tag Archive: dogs

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Poop for Thought

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This has been a fast-paced weekend.  I had to bleach the floors, clean bedding in bleach, and other housework I’d rather forget. Otherwise, the $266 I gave to the veterinarian for 4 medications… Continue reading

THIS SUCKS

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That’s as good an excuse as any I’ve heard. Unfortunately, it’s not true. Here’s what’s true: Once upon a midnight, clearly, head upon my pillow weary, after sleep (an hour, soundly) woke up… Continue reading

Weird things one thinks about at 5:00 in the morning.

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Went to sleep last night at 9:00pm.  Awoke at 5:00am to the sound of a dog panting.    Rottie Mutt had plunked down in front of the fan and was blocking Errrrr Dog’s… Continue reading

Why I’ll be up all night

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This: used these… …and this As his personal urinal.  He must have been saving it up in a bladder the size of Rhode Island.    How can a 20 pound coon cat soak… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Spoiled

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It’s been raining ALL the D@%*#d day.  Temps are dropping.  OMG! It’s 48F out there!  Where the hell is my snowsuit!!! Found it: Well…technically, that’s my son’s snowsuit when he was 10, and… Continue reading

Just a reminder on New Year’s Eve

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Just a reminder: Mine crew are already cringing in corners and it’s only 7:00 pm. All around the world when the new year begins,  pets run away at the sound of fireworks. This… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : New Years Resolutions

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I asked my dogs yesterday about their new year’s resolutions. Yes, I’m crazy like that. The 3 Muttsketeers :  We resolve to stop chasing the cats.   (They’re new, but say they like… Continue reading

Meowy Arfs-mess

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MERRY CHRISTMAS From Florida! I did my shopping online at Amazon.   3 gifts certificates. My shopping is done. For your Christmas cheer, here are a few of the reasons I don’t have a Christmas… Continue reading

Ghostly post

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Most people don’t know there’s a ghost in every house. In MY house, in the middle of the night, their names are… “Get out of my face!” …and “Stop licking me!” BUT when… Continue reading

150 pounds of Bedhog

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Fat White Dog:  Mom left me! Rottie Mutt:  She didn’t go anywhere! She’s sitting at the computer 3 feet away from you. FWD:  But…but…that’s soooo 3 feet away! RM:    You’re not the only… Continue reading