Tag Archive: dogs

Moods and messes.

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Thursday and Friday I wasn’t in the best of moods. It all started when I awoke to the “aroma” of a sewer filled with throw-up and cat cr@p. Fortunately, I didn’t touch, step… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Poop for Thought

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This has been a fast-paced weekend.  I had to bleach the floors, clean bedding in bleach, and other housework I’d rather forget. Otherwise, the $266 I gave to the veterinarian for 4 medications… Continue reading

THIS SUCKS

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That’s as good an excuse as any I’ve heard. Unfortunately, it’s not true. Here’s what’s true: Once upon a midnight, clearly, head upon my pillow weary, after sleep (an hour, soundly) woke up… Continue reading

Weird things one thinks about at 5:00 in the morning.

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Went to sleep last night at 9:00pm.  Awoke at 5:00am to the sound of a dog panting.    Rottie Mutt had plunked down in front of the fan and was blocking Errrrr Dog’s… Continue reading

Why I’ll be up all night

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This: used these… …and this As his personal urinal.  He must have been saving it up in a bladder the size of Rhode Island.    How can a 20 pound coon cat soak… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Spoiled

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It’s been raining ALL the D@%*#d day.  Temps are dropping.  OMG! It’s 48F out there!  Where the hell is my snowsuit!!! Found it: Well…technically, that’s my son’s snowsuit when he was 10, and… Continue reading

Just a reminder on New Year’s Eve

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Just a reminder: Mine crew are already cringing in corners and it’s only 7:00 pm. All around the world when the new year begins,  pets run away at the sound of fireworks. This… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : New Years Resolutions

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I asked my dogs yesterday about their new year’s resolutions. Yes, I’m crazy like that. The 3 Muttsketeers :  We resolve to stop chasing the cats.   (They’re new, but say they like… Continue reading

Meowy Arfs-mess

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MERRY CHRISTMAS From Florida! I did my shopping online at Amazon.   3 gifts certificates. My shopping is done. For your Christmas cheer, here are a few of the reasons I don’t have a Christmas… Continue reading

Ghostly post

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Most people don’t know there’s a ghost in every house. In MY house, in the middle of the night, their names are… “Get out of my face!” …and “Stop licking me!” BUT when… Continue reading