Tag Archive: insomnia

Reverse insomnia

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I’m convinced that the world is an insane asylum, cats are the scientists observing our behavior, and dogs are the therapists who decide if you’ll have the chance to move to another planet… Continue reading

Another 5 in the morning Omelet

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Yes, it’s 5 in the morning and, as usual, my brain cells are scrambled. By the way, the omelet I made tastes cheesy and beef sausagey and bean sprouty.  While I munch on… Continue reading

I in moans

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Where am I? Sitting at a desk I purchased in 1997, redesigned over the years by cat claws and duct tape. Why am I here? If you knew the number of times I’ve… Continue reading

Some daze…

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Some days, sleep is no problem.   I’m trying to remember the last time that happened. I’m munching on baked potato chips at 2 in the morning, wondering if I’ll be able to sleep. … Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Conversations with Insomnia

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My brain has escaped into another dimension.  It does this far too often.  I apologize in advance, as the opinions of my brain are not necessarily that of the body it inhabits. <_><_><_>… Continue reading

In-stinks

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Where did a word like instinct come from?  It’s that feeling inside you screaming things like: Run! Hide! This is a good person. This guy sucks. You’re going to fight off a migraine… Continue reading

Bored

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As you may have guessed, I can’t sleep. When I’m bored, I start trolling through memes, so I went on a very popular social media site and looked through Granny’s Funnies and sarcasm… Continue reading

Senseless Celestial Sarcasm : Rest

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Yet another unsatisfying moment with God, the universe, or whatever. Hello God, the universe, or whatever I’m talking to.  I’m back. I never left.  Show off.  There’s a cat next to me wanting… Continue reading

Things to do when you can’t sleep

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TONIGHTS FORAY INTO THE NO SLEEP ZONE Write a post.  Make some toast Surf the net Stroke a pet Drink some water. Call your daughter. Take a shower. Read an hour. Meditate Medicate.… Continue reading

Add title here cause I sure as hell can’t think of one at 3 in the morning.

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What goes through the mind of a blogger at 3 in the morning? Nothing.  Absolutely NOTHING. With that in mind, I looked up memes about “Nothing.” Really.  There are more memes about “Nothing”… Continue reading