Things the sarcastic mind thinks about at 2:00am
Universe: For all we know, our universe could be a cell in the body of a giant dinosaur. By the time one of his lumbering feet moves in front of another, a trillion… Continue reading
Tag Archive: insomnia
Senseless insomnia sarcasm
It’s 5:00am in the @$%^&*()->! morning. That’s what I get for thinking that an expensive brand of “sleep tea” was any better than the cheap stuff. Yes, I was asleep at 10pm.… Continue reading
Mental musings
Have you ever had a conversation with yourself at 3 in the morning? The imaginary voice that haunts my brain just won’t shut up and let me sleep. Did you know that I… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Too much sleep
Friday, I arrived home from work around 4:30pm, so tired I put on my PJ’s and found a space in between this: I fell asleep around 5:00pm and awoke at 6:30. Yes, I’m… Continue reading
3am brain slam
The things that get me up at night Bed hog Dogs Insistent Cats Work (as in OMG! I’m going to be fired for sure) Getting all my books published. Wondering if I’ll… Continue reading
Reverse insomnia
I’m convinced that the world is an insane asylum, cats are the scientists observing our behavior, and dogs are the therapists who decide if you’ll have the chance to move to another planet… Continue reading
Another 5 in the morning Omelet
Yes, it’s 5 in the morning and, as usual, my brain cells are scrambled. By the way, the omelet I made tastes cheesy and beef sausagey and bean sprouty. While I munch on… Continue reading
I in moans
Where am I? Sitting at a desk I purchased in 1997, redesigned over the years by cat claws and duct tape. Why am I here? If you knew the number of times I’ve… Continue reading
Some daze…
Some days, sleep is no problem. I’m trying to remember the last time that happened. I’m munching on baked potato chips at 2 in the morning, wondering if I’ll be able to sleep. … Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Conversations with Insomnia
My brain has escaped into another dimension. It does this far too often. I apologize in advance, as the opinions of my brain are not necessarily that of the body it inhabits. <_><_><_>… Continue reading