Humor: The virus everyone wants to catch.
After trying to yell out at someone, “The white x on the floor is where your cart is supposed to be,” it has occurred to me that common sense is a commodity that’s in the shortest supply.
I’m considering a new outfit to wear the next time I’m grocery shopping:
Actually, I have a degree, but I’m in one of the rare professions where the administrators are still essential.
Can’t go to the gym? Obsessed with connecting on the internet? There are other ways to work out. Print this out as a reminder that YouTube has exercise programs:
Have you heard the new craze? Designer masks.
And last: Now Showing every day for the next month: