A day in the life of my cat
Mom gave me hamburger today. I wanted tuna.
Humans are dumb!
When it was still dark and she was sleeping,
I meowed and meowed at mom.
She petted me all over.
Why couldn’t she understand I wanted to be brushed!’
When the alarm sounded, she stopped petting me,
and went into the water torture chamber to rub her body with soap.
She said she was preparing for work, then she walked out the door.
No one loves me.
Mom left just after I’d peed in the kitty litter.
She knows how much I hate using a dirty litter box.
It’s undignified to be forced to look for a clean spot when I have to poop!
How inconsiderate!
There was nothing left for me to do but lick my butt.
When Mom arrived home from work, she brushed me!
Life was good…until she held me in her lap.
Hasn’t she learned by now that I only want to sit on her lap during winter?
That’s when I need a warming pad.
Humans! Why do cats put up with them.
Do I smell tuna?
©Joelle (just another cat slave) LeGendre
How inconsiderate of the “ Human”
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I’m so terrible as a cat slave. He can’t be too terribly unhappy. He doesn’t want to leave my room even though I try to entice him outside.
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You should learn from the Egyptian. They worshipped cats. 😻
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Gatsby sympathy with his kitty brother! 😻
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Sympathizes 🙄
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Mine was trying to scratch and fell off the desk (don’t worry, there’s a thick dog bed for him to land on). He was insulted and went onto his perch in the kitchen to pout. They can be so cute sometimes.
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Hilarious.
“Humans are dumb!” – my favorite line. Your cat is so wise.
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You know how it goes: The more I know about humans….
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I could not write on a family post what my cat thinks or says to herself about her two humans! LOL
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Wish I could make a video of my cat when he interacts with me. The scowls, occassional swat (with claws), that happy face as he purrs when I brush him. He tells a story with his eyes, too. Sharp when he’s staring at me, wanting attention.
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“It’s undignified to be forced to look for a clean spot when I have to poop!
How inconsiderate!
There was nothing left for me to do but lick my butt.”
Enjoyed these lines so much! When I look at my cat, they just repeat over and over in my head.
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It’s such a “cat” thing to do. 🙂
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Life is tough in kitty town! Cheers,H
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