SPECIAL REPORT : The plane truth
I wrote this yesterday and am presently in Atlanta.
i.e.; I lived through it.
Enjoy. 🙂
My granddaughter’s birthday is coming up…
…and so is my dinner at the thought of walking through airports again.
Over the sidewalk and through the ropes
to TSA’s house we go. Â
The cops know the way to ruin our day,
they put on quite a show.
Fingers in places no one can see
and hands that grope my boobs
once in the plane, my baggage tucked,
I have to say getting there sucked.
AND THAT’S THE PLANE TRUTH!
Yep.  It’s nearly time for a fate worse than death — going from the parking lot to the plane. Â
On longer flights, I’ll get my Starbuck’s Chai with honey and soy milk before boarding and sip on it – for 9 hours – to avoid having to use the airplane bathrooms.
I can stuff a carry-on full of crap so well, you’d think it was the inside of a…
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