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Senseless Sarcasm and a bad poem : Spam

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I had 4 phone calls today from my worst enemy.  His name is Spam.  He hangs up 3 seconds after my message says, “Hello, you have reached the office…” Once, my own phone… Continue reading

Friend Therapy

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I visited the other half of Two On A Rant from Thursday afternoon until Sunday morning.   Admit it, you’ve asked yourself before when you were alone in a car for 3 hours, “Am… Continue reading

Where are the flying cars…?

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  …in the ozone, where our common sense has gone to die. How can the sarcasm fail to flow? I wanted flying cars!  Soaring in the sky at 500 mph, and getting to… Continue reading

Sarcasm humor rant : Getting used to a new phone.

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My daughter gave me a new phone for my birthday.  As a reminder, she manages a cell phone store.  Had I been visiting her, there would have been a phone ready with everything… Continue reading

99 word prompt : When pigs fly

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August 26, 2021, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story about a flight of pigs. It can be farm or fantasy-related. The idea can be a tale, poem or… Continue reading

Getting through to “theirs.”

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I’ve been waiting over an hour to speak with someone from the IRS. On 7/7/2021, I sent in a check with the amount charged for taxes.  A week ago, I received a check… Continue reading

Poem: Saturday Afternoon in July

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I know, it isn’t July any longer, but it IS still summer.  Robert has promised to provide a poem to publish on my blog at least once a month.   Given my son’s impossible… Continue reading

99 word prompt : stars in the sand

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August 19, 2021, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story using the phrase, “stars in the sand.” Your story can be any genre (or poem) and can use realism… Continue reading

Senseless Friday Sarcasm : Words that aren’t words.

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I have a confession to make.  Some of the words I love the most aren’t considered words, except in on-line dictionaries that aren’t Merriam-Webster. Irregardless.    Yes, irregardless of what other people say,… Continue reading

Too Much Information

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Yes, this is a rant. Ranting helps me to put things into perspective so that tomorrow morning — when I go to work — I won’t get fired for throwing sarcasm at the… Continue reading