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In-stinks

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Where did a word like instinct come from?  It’s that feeling inside you screaming things like: Run! Hide! This is a good person. This guy sucks. You’re going to fight off a migraine… Continue reading

Bored

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As you may have guessed, I can’t sleep. When I’m bored, I start trolling through memes, so I went on a very popular social media site and looked through Granny’s Funnies and sarcasm… Continue reading

Twisted

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Once, I wrote poetry, the black cat part of me. Once, I flew on airplanes, until they gave me migraines. Once upon a time I believed in ever after but no prince proved… Continue reading

Senseless Someday Sarcasm : Energy?

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I can’t think of God as male or female, but as a giant blob of all-there-is that knows no time or space.   Is God a celestial couch potato in need of additional energy… Continue reading

99 word prompt

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February 6, 2020, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story to the theme “a dog in the daisies.” It can be any dog, real or imagined. Push into the… Continue reading

Dogs and dreams.

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I tried to sleep. Really, I did. Gazelle Dog insisted she had to put all her weight on one foot — while pushing it down on my throat.   It looked something like this,… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Burned

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Well….  Tonight, I had the privilege of burning cookies.  Not that I wanted to, but when you start a game of Spider Solitaire you sorta lose track of time.  It might have helped… Continue reading

Hunting for $$$

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  No, I’m not hunting for  $$$.  There’s no, “pay here” on my blog. If my cat begged for what he wanted most in life…. …obviously, he has no use for money. It’s… Continue reading

99 word prompt : The old ways

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January 30, 2020, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story about a postal carrier in an extreme situation. Even if you base your story on a true one, focus… Continue reading

Obscure forms of exercise

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I remember exercise.   It’s that thing you do if you can get to a gym. Instead of sweating with 100 other people and fighting over treadmills, this is my exercise regime: Keep the… Continue reading