Why I’ll be up all night
This:
used these…
...and this
As his personal urinal.
He must have been saving it up in a bladder the size of Rhode Island.
How can a 20 pound coon cat soak 4 pillows?
Yes, it was all over the pillows I had at the end of the bed for the Fat White Dog.
BUT
What I didn’t know at the time was that it had soaked through the blankets I use for bedding.
This:
Was wallowing on the cat-peed pillows as if it were some kind of perfume.
She is presently canine non gratis.
Then, my basket case, the Errrrr dog…
…started whining. I found him in the laundry room. I have the door propped so the cats can get in to use the litter box that, obviously, they want me to move into the bedroom.
He’d dropped a load of crap the size of Texas near the dryer and couldn’t get back out again. I’m sure it stank, too, but there’s something about having cat pee assaulting your nostrils that could bury the smell of a sewerage treatment plant.
I had to clean that mess up, strip my bed, and start the first of at least 5 loads of wash.
I am not amused!
And Monday is only one hour old 🤔
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Feels like 6 hours. Aarruugh!
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love Those pets !! Hope u are not up too late
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76 minutes per wash x 5 loads. I love my 4-footed companions, but sometimes I don’t like them very much.
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Oh yikes – that is a lot of laundry time –
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Wish there was something other than a like button (like an “agreed” button. 🙂
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I agree (ha)
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Very inconsiderate of them!
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I thought so, too. They almost (with emphasis on “almost”) make me feel terribly sorry for them. All they have to sleep on are a well padded perch and 3 cushioned chairs. Poor babies.
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Too bad, that they spoiled the bedding!
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The next step is to get the smell of pee out of the laundry room. I’ve had a “pet odor eliminator” candle going in there all night. I don’t want to imagine what the smell would be like if I hadn’t lit it.
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I hope it works.
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it’s like the difference between walking into someone’s house and detecting the faint scent of cat litter or stepping in a puddle of cat pee. 🙂
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That is good.
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Damn fur-kids! Mika insists on descicrating her tray just as I’m about to sit and eat my dinner! Making it impossible of course over the smell. Little fermenting beasts! Cheers,H
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“Fermenting beasts.” Yep — that says it all. How can such a hellatious smell come from something so (usually) cute!
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What a real-life nightmare!
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I suppose you could call it a real wake-up “call.” No sleeping once that implants itself into your nostrils.
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