Unnecessary sarcasm
Not my usual sarcastic self today. Unnecessary laundry sucks the humor right out of a person. No one to blame but myself. I didn’t close the door to my bedroom. That’s all… Continue reading
Category Archive: dogs
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Soul searching
If my sense of humor were a car, the gas tank would be empty. I’m stuck on the expressway of life with 4 flat tires, 1 spare, and 7 dogs inside who are… Continue reading
Writing helpers
I’m looking for a new desk. The one I have now was purchased from Staples in 1997 for $100. It’s presently being held together by duct tape and prayer. The one… Continue reading
Yet another non-profound saying
Seek what you cannot perceive, strive to learn what you cannot know. For the spark of knowledge to ignite, curiosity must grow. — Joelle LeGendre
Life with Critters
This sums up the past three days: It’s hard to sleep with a 40 pound dog draped over your chest, and another one using your legs as a pillow. You might be wondering,… Continue reading
99 word prompt
February 6, 2020, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story to the theme “a dog in the daisies.” It can be any dog, real or imagined. Push into the… Continue reading
Dogs and dreams.
I tried to sleep. Really, I did. Gazelle Dog insisted she had to put all her weight on one foot — while pushing it down on my throat. It looked something like this,… Continue reading
Moods and messes.
Thursday and Friday I wasn’t in the best of moods. It all started when I awoke to the “aroma” of a sewer filled with throw-up and cat cr@p. Fortunately, I didn’t touch, step… Continue reading
Weird things one thinks about at 5:00 in the morning.
Went to sleep last night at 9:00pm. Awoke at 5:00am to the sound of a dog panting. Rottie Mutt had plunked down in front of the fan and was blocking Errrrr Dog’s… Continue reading
Why I’ll be up all night
This: used these… …and this As his personal urinal. He must have been saving it up in a bladder the size of Rhode Island. How can a 20 pound coon cat soak… Continue reading