99 word prompt : Ballooning career
March 8, 2018, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less) write a story that features a balloon. It can be a party balloon or a hot air balloon. How does it add to your story? Go where the prompt leads.
If you want to participate, here’s the link: https://carrotranch.com/2018/03/09/march-8-flash-fiction-challenge/
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“I ordered yellow roses and a balloon as exposure treatment for her phobia!” The intern said, hands inside his lab coat.
Frowning, Dr. Ellis replied, “Did you read her chart?”
“No need,” The intern said, looking down at a trembling young woman in a fetal position.
“On the first page it says, in bold letters, never to use exposure therapy. On the second page, it details how her husband gave her the same thing and then attempted to stab her to death. Have you considered a specialty that requires less empathy?”
Grumbling, he replied, “I like proctology better anyway.”
Wow, this guy’s a pain in the a**.
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Once he has his degree, he certainly will be. 🙂
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I’m not sure this guy can even make it as a proctologist!
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I hope not — but I think he was related to the guy who removed a hemmorhoid from me last year. 🙂
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Bedside manner is underrated.
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It can make the difference between healing or dying.
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Some would say that he symbolizes the youth of today, though I personally feel there have been good guys and bad guys for as long back as humans came into being.
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It’s hard to know, but I’d say that there is a degree of good and bad in all of us.
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This intern’s career will pop at some point! A wickedly playful take on the prompt, Joelle.
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Thanks. 🙂
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Excellent! Although one might argue that even Proctology requires a little empathy! LOLAmanda
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I thought of that when I met the hemorrhoid specialist from hell a year ago. The local anesthetic was like going through childbirth.
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OMG. How horrible.
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Not something I want to repeat.
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