99 word prompt : Earthing? Not.
April 22, 2021, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story about earthing. Put a character’s hands, feet or body and soul into the earth. Who needs recharging? What happens between the interaction? Go where the prompt leads!
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No thanks, Earth, I’m not going to celebrate the corporeal world. You twirl around the sun, showing off your white chiffon clouds and blue skies, while inside our giant terrarium you laugh at our inability to understand one truth: Creatures must eat to live.
The last time I ran barefoot through the grass, stinging nettle attacked my feet. I’ve been attacked by ringworm, ticks, fire ants, and yellow flies. One time, walking along a moon-lit beach, I was eaten alive by sand fleas.
My “Earthing” is seven blankets on a concrete floor. Still, your vibrations lull me into sleep.
ha ha The captioned image – LOL 😂😂 nice concept chosen.👍 Loved it.
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If there is a tick within 100 yards of me in the woods it will find me.
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I read where there are more parasites in this world than any other type of creature. I’m not surprised.
Once, a tick crawled up my pants and lodged itself into a hemorrhoid. Getting that thing to let go of a juicy vein is not an experience I want to repeat.
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This one is really nice.
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absolute pleasure
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Excellent post not at all airy fairy…live your honesty 💜
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There’s nothing like reality to understand that anything and everything on this planet is out to kill you. 😊
Mom used to tell the story of a WWII veteran who had defied all odds in war just to slip on a banana peel and die.
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Yes I totally agree 💜💜
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Joelle, I’m laughing! The skeptical side of earthing!
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Thanks. 😊
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A perfect dose of humor. I love nature. Until I get attacked by mosquitos.
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I’m right there with you — headed for the screened-in porch.
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Nature best enjoyed through layers, of course!
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Or copious amounts of insect repellent while wearing good shoes. 😊
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