Why I’ll be up all night

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This: used these… …and this As his personal urinal.  He must have been saving it up in a bladder the size of Rhode Island.    How can a 20 pound coon cat soak… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Social media

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There are around 7.7 billion humans crowding Earth.  Someone out there has to want my books.  But how can a writer with a total net income below the poverty line advertise? SOCIAL MEDIA!… Continue reading

99 word prompt : sea mist

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January 31, 2019, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less) write a story about sea mist. How does it create an environment for a story? It can set the stage or take… Continue reading

RonovanWrites #Weekly #Haiku #Poetry Prompt #Challenge #238 Magic&Man

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If you want to participate, here’s the link:  https://ronovanwrites.com/2019/01/28/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-238-magicman/ Man creates magic, imagination knowing before science seeks.

A few afternoon thoughts

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No one is going to believe exactly the same thing in the same way, that’s why there are nations. When one animal invades the territory of another, that causes a fight.  When one… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Spoiled

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It’s been raining ALL the D@%*#d day.  Temps are dropping.  OMG! It’s 48F out there!  Where the hell is my snowsuit!!! Found it: Well…technically, that’s my son’s snowsuit when he was 10, and… Continue reading

Stream of thought : Cliché’s

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Cliché’s Truths in life no one wants to hear. If you repeat a lie long enough it cannot be distinguished from truth. Then, one day, you look at the Emperor and see past… Continue reading

Words to eat by

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I tell people, “Never give up.” I’d eat those words, but I’m just too stubborn to give up.    Actually, I’d eat just about anything edible right now, if I could. My definition… Continue reading

Many are cold, but few are frozen

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Originally posted on bluebird of bitterness:
All of these were so funny, I had to share. bluebird of bitterness View original post

The occasional poet’s obligatory poetry rant

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The occasional poet has taken a hiatus for a few months. Between NaNoWriMo and my day job I concentrated on 50,000 words in the month of November. For the past 4 months, my… Continue reading