Senseless Sarcasm : Bad day
It feels as if I’ve lost my glasses today, I can’t see straight. Today wasn’t just a bad day. It was a lousy, rotten horrible day and if it get any worse, I’ll… Continue reading
It feels as if I’ve lost my glasses today, I can’t see straight. Today wasn’t just a bad day. It was a lousy, rotten horrible day and if it get any worse, I’ll… Continue reading
After three weeks of silence I have the energy level of a coma patient, and I speak like a toothless cowboy. When I’m able to speak. It’s no fun standing around listening to… Continue reading
Friday’s “whether” forecast (as in “whether or not I can get out of bed this morning”): Foggy all day. Next time I’m calling in sick. There’s a 30-something shadowing me for my… Continue reading
Asleep at 10 and awake at…what time? …or so it appeared. Thus began the morning routine: Take supplements (like turmeric, brain enhancement formula with names I can’t pronounce…) Refill dog food bowls… Continue reading
Today was “make every mistake possible in your job” day. I’m so stressed, this is my newest Tourette’s tic: It made me wonder what kind of problems other people have when they’re stressed.… Continue reading
I dig the 5-cup coffee maker from it’s resting place on the counter and open the lid. What do I see? A mold farm. Those little green spots that permeate the grounds… Continue reading
I’m working at home Monday and Tuesday. Considering the fact I’ve been up since 1:30am and it’s now 4:30am, I’ll be sleeping in. The landline phone is unplugged, the cell phone is turned… Continue reading
What a difference a rebuilt engine makes. Too bad we can’t rebuild a brain as easily. The engine in my Jeep used to go 0 to 60 in a day. Now, when… Continue reading
Not very many people are fortunate enough to love their job as much as I love mine. During the COVID-19 fiasco, not many people were fortunate enough to keep their job. Now that… Continue reading
Tuesday… the white bread of days. There’s an actress with that stage name. A 5-minute internet search shows she’s still alive. Her oldest child is in her 50’s and her real name is… Continue reading