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Work woes

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Yesterday at work: I’d open a file…sort of… Waiting…waiting…for the hourglass to stop staring at me and actually open the file.  There is no emergency in my office.  The computer won’t allow it.… Continue reading →

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Nothing new…

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…same anxiety inducing monthly deadlines to meet — TIMES 2! Yes, I do yoga from May 30 until November 1.  For the next 5 months, I will be plagued with fork-in-mouth disease: I… Continue reading →

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Another one…

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I started writing another book.  One chapter led to another and to another until I’ve written 37,000 words in less than 2 weeks.  That’s what I do when I’m frustrated beyond my ability… Continue reading →

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Senseless Sarcasm : Bad day

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It feels as if I’ve lost my glasses today, I can’t see straight. Today wasn’t just a bad day.  It was a lousy, rotten horrible day and if it get any worse, I’ll… Continue reading →

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Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Hoarsepower

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After three weeks of silence I have the energy level of a coma patient, and I speak like a toothless cowboy.  When I’m able to speak. It’s no fun standing around listening to… Continue reading →

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Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Friday

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  Friday’s “whether” forecast (as in “whether or not I can get out of bed this morning”):  Foggy all day. Next time I’m calling in sick. There’s a 30-something shadowing me for my… Continue reading →

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When morning doesn’t go as planned

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Asleep at 10 and awake at…what time?   …or so it appeared. Thus began the morning routine:    Take supplements (like turmeric, brain enhancement formula with names I can’t pronounce…) Refill dog food bowls… Continue reading →

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Senseless “make every mistake possible in your job” sarcasm

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Today was “make every mistake possible in your job” day.  I’m so stressed, this is my newest Tourette’s tic: It made me wonder what kind of problems other people have when they’re stressed.… Continue reading →

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MONDAY

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  I dig the 5-cup coffee maker from it’s resting place on the counter and open the lid.  What do I see? A mold farm. Those little green spots that permeate the grounds… Continue reading →

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More work sarcasm

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I’m working at home Monday and Tuesday.  Considering the fact I’ve been up since 1:30am and it’s now 4:30am, I’ll be sleeping in. The landline phone is unplugged, the cell phone is turned… Continue reading →