Senseless Sarcasm : Bad day
It feels as if I’ve lost my glasses today, I can’t see straight. Today wasn’t just a bad day. It was a lousy, rotten horrible day and if it get any worse, I’ll… Continue reading
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Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Hoarsepower
After three weeks of silence I have the energy level of a coma patient, and I speak like a toothless cowboy. When I’m able to speak. It’s no fun standing around listening to… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Friday
Friday’s “whether” forecast (as in “whether or not I can get out of bed this morning”): Foggy all day. Next time I’m calling in sick. There’s a 30-something shadowing me for my… Continue reading
When morning doesn’t go as planned
Asleep at 10 and awake at…what time? …or so it appeared. Thus began the morning routine: Take supplements (like turmeric, brain enhancement formula with names I can’t pronounce…) Refill dog food bowls… Continue reading
Senseless “make every mistake possible in your job” sarcasm
Today was “make every mistake possible in your job” day. I’m so stressed, this is my newest Tourette’s tic: It made me wonder what kind of problems other people have when they’re stressed.… Continue reading
MONDAY
I dig the 5-cup coffee maker from it’s resting place on the counter and open the lid. What do I see? A mold farm. Those little green spots that permeate the grounds… Continue reading
More work sarcasm
I’m working at home Monday and Tuesday. Considering the fact I’ve been up since 1:30am and it’s now 4:30am, I’ll be sleeping in. The landline phone is unplugged, the cell phone is turned… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Not happy?
What a difference a rebuilt engine makes. Too bad we can’t rebuild a brain as easily. The engine in my Jeep used to go 0 to 60 in a day. Now, when… Continue reading
They pretend to pay us, and we pretend to work.
Not very many people are fortunate enough to love their job as much as I love mine. During the COVID-19 fiasco, not many people were fortunate enough to keep their job. Now that… Continue reading
Senseless Tuesday Sarcasm : Tasteless
Tuesday… the white bread of days. There’s an actress with that stage name. A 5-minute internet search shows she’s still alive. Her oldest child is in her 50’s and her real name is… Continue reading