Tag Archive: weather

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Starting over

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I wrote a post this morning, but it isn’t funny, so I have to start over.   Again, I’m staring at a blank screen… …and staring. Nothing else to do but look at the… Continue reading

Hurricane Meh

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The things you think about when your brain is bored. If you move your fingers one key to the left, instead of typing “for” you’ll type “die.”  Or, you could trying typing “Jo”… Continue reading

A reminder of Hurricane season

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Just in case anyone has forgotten.  We are quickly approaching Hurricane season.   We’ve had our first dud,  a hurricane named Arthur. I’m expecting Hurricane Nana to be a real monster. Nope, I kid… Continue reading

Senseless Sunny-day Sarcasm: Florida Footwear

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Hey, y’all. Floridaborne here with another lesson on how to look like a Floridian. You need to know is how to choose your footwear wisely.  We Floridians love a good joke; that’s why… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : allergic to the weather

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Once upon a time, circa 2005, there was a woman (me) who went to an allergist.   She was tested for so many allergens, she felt like a pin cushion.   The day she… Continue reading

Unwanted visitor

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My Aunt Irma is coming to visit.   She’s planning on swooping in Sunday and staying until Monday, then she’s headed for Atlanta. No one wants her.  She rains devastation everywhere she travels.… Continue reading

Extremes

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There’s a burn ban on.  That was fine when the temperature hit 96 last month and Florida was beginning to burst into flames.  It’s presently 71F, the skies are crying, and the humidity… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Weathering the humor

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Sorry.  The Wizard of Oz made me post this one… Yeah….right.  That’s quite a Doppler. Don’t hate me because I wear socks with my flip-flops: In case you think I’m joking about the… Continue reading

Birds of a Feather

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Photo from my personal stock. Beach photo taken on January 24, 2014 on a beach in Central Florida Birds of a feather primp on the beach together in sunny weather.

Why I sent myself to my room

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Will you PLEASE buy a decent heater?   34F (ing) degrees at 2am. That doesn’t sound like much if you’re living through a Canadian winter, where the “high” today is scheduled to be… Continue reading