Tag Archive: satire

Writer’s Doldrums

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  Inside the creative mind is a sea of possibilities. I have, at present, hit the red line that has sucked the wind from my sails. Like the belt around Earth 5 degrees… Continue reading

Devilish

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We all have our devils whispering into our heart, minds and ears. Or do we? What about that lame explanation — the long awaited “disclosure” from the US government that told us the… Continue reading

Pet Peeve number… I’ve lost count

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Admit it.  All of us have pet peeves; those personal irritations that no one else in the world cares about. Here’s one of them: Here’s another one: How about a number 3?   Just… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : captchas

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I just tried to reply to someone else’s post today and they had the 21st century’s idea of a curse: The mathematical CAPTCHA!   Never mind that I’m dyslexic and the dots wouldn’t stay… Continue reading

Advice sarcasm

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  Things one thinks about at 3 in the morning when one cannot sleep.    Unsolicited advice.   Advice from the better half:  Pain is all in your head. Cut off your head… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : How not to conduct an interview

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Greetings to listeners one and all!  My name is Earnest Critick, coming to you live from my world renowned show, BOOK REVIEWS EXTRAORDINAIRE.  I’m here today with writer Joelle LeGendre.  Tell me, Joelle,… Continue reading

Senseless dream sarcasm : Geriatric fairy tales

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Asleep at 6:30pm, awake at 10:00pm.  I never should have had that cherry chocolate chip ice cream, followed by the salad from hell. If that wasn’t bad enough… …yes, another one of “those”… Continue reading

Senseless blood pressure sarcasm : Blame the machine edition

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Last Tuesday’s dental appointment:  Back molar tooth pull A dental assistant puts the blood pressure cuff on my arm.  It inflates automatically until my bone wants to break. “Your blood pressure is 205… Continue reading

Inner conversations: Perspective

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The conversation inside my head just before awakening from my 6pm to 10pm nap. And you wonder why I can’t sleep at night.     <_><_><_><_> God, the universe and everything.  What is… Continue reading

New-ish bio

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I’ve updated my ALLI author bio. It’s based on my Nudge Wink Report bio that was (and still is) 7 years out of date. What do you think? Joelle loves sarcasm. Her blog… Continue reading