Things the sarcastic mind thinks about at 2:00am
Universe: For all we know, our universe could be a cell in the body of a giant dinosaur. By the time one of his lumbering feet moves in front of another, a trillion… Continue reading
Tag Archive: satire
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Friday
Friday’s “whether” forecast (as in “whether or not I can get out of bed this morning”): Foggy all day. Next time I’m calling in sick. There’s a 30-something shadowing me for my… Continue reading
When morning doesn’t go as planned
Asleep at 10 and awake at…what time? …or so it appeared. Thus began the morning routine: Take supplements (like turmeric, brain enhancement formula with names I can’t pronounce…) Refill dog food bowls… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Chillin’
When I began to write this on a Sunday morning, it was a chilly 66F in Florida(18.9C for everyone else in the world). Now, it’s Tuesday and 64F. I hate winter. The dogs… Continue reading
Senseless Wednesday Sarcasm: The past 2 years
THEN.. Yes, 2021 has been a blast. What would Wednesday Addams think about it? I asked her for a bit more detail: . I wanted to ask her, “What’s you’re point.” After she… Continue reading
Not much to report
Not much to report. Years ago, another blogger mentioned that when she looked over her past posts some of the things she wrote were almost word for word what she had just written… Continue reading
Celestial overthink sarcasm : unsatisfying conversations
Another one of those conversations at 3 o’clock in the morning… …after a very unsatisfying dream. Take all the concepts you fear will happen and throw them together with a device that helps… Continue reading
Senseless “make every mistake possible in your job” sarcasm
Today was “make every mistake possible in your job” day. I’m so stressed, this is my newest Tourette’s tic: It made me wonder what kind of problems other people have when they’re stressed.… Continue reading
Senseless Saturday Sarcasm: The Occasional Poet
Joelle LeGende, The Occasional Poet© Strikes out again. I think my brain is fried today, It doesn’t work, to my dismay, it’s doing paperwork all wrong like putting Elvis in a thong or… Continue reading
Is there a National Dreadful Day?
If there is, September 21 is a good candidate. I feel a lot like a cat dressed as a pizza slice. I logged into the computer I use where I work, started to… Continue reading