Tag Archive: satire

Blog Contest: I’ll Name A Character After You In My New Screenplay!

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Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Last night, I was chatting with Matthias, the Producer/Director who hopes to make .33 Reverse Gunther his next film.  He is on his way…

Why I don’t pay for haircuts anymore

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There was an ad years ago that went something like this:  Getting a bad haircut is like being forced to wear a dress you hate every day for the next 6 months.  Once,… Continue reading

Jump Start your Library?

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I want to take a road trip in a Nash Metropolitan.  When I find $35,000, I’d like to buy one that’s been entirely rebuilt with authentic parts.  To quote my granddaughter in her… Continue reading

Microwave your brain

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As usual, Austin had some great questions on his weekly jump  start blog.http://moviewriternyu.wordpress.com/2014/03/29/jump-start-your-brain-microwaves-friend-or-foe Since the dinosaurs died out shortly after I was born and I still remember what a tea kettle looks like,… Continue reading