What the not-quite-right-mind thinks about
Do cacti have a soul? If a couple of them die and they become ghosts, are they a prickly pair? Some people go to extreme measures for sexual gratification. Why did male circumcision… Continue reading
Tag Archive: satire
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Addicted to ORB’s
Hello Everyone. My name is Floridaborne and I am addicted to Oatmeal Raisin Bars. Not just any ORB. It has to be made with deep richly flowing orgasmic brown sugar, XXX virgin coconut… Continue reading
Digging
Fat White Dog: I told mom we could dig to China. Coon Cat: Moron! Humans can’t understand what we’re saying. Gentle Giant: It’s dark in here. I don’t know which way is… Continue reading
Allow Stupid to sort it out
A year ago today (and not much has changed) I like catsatthebar.org and his newest “a year ago today” blog. So I thought I’d see what I published back then. Man, can I… Continue reading
The “joy” of losing your email
A few years back, the email service I was using stopped working right. Too many clients wanted the $5 a year service and it couldn’t keep up with the demand. Finally, it stopped… Continue reading
Of Clowns, Men and Mutts
It’s been a while since I’ve answered one of Austin’s “Jump Start Your Brain” posts by creating my own blog post from his questions. I do this when I feel the answer… Continue reading
Post # 666
Yes, this is post number 666. Can you believe it? So today my post is riddled with dark humor. (My) Definition of “Dark Humor”: Sarcasm/satire/humor, the “what if” of a scrambled brain… Continue reading
Blog Contest: I’ll Name A Character After You In My New Screenplay!
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Last night, I was chatting with Matthias, the Producer/Director who hopes to make .33 Reverse Gunther his next film. He is on his way…
Why I don’t pay for haircuts anymore
There was an ad years ago that went something like this: Getting a bad haircut is like being forced to wear a dress you hate every day for the next 6 months. Once,… Continue reading
Jump Start your Library?
I want to take a road trip in a Nash Metropolitan. When I find $35,000, I’d like to buy one that’s been entirely rebuilt with authentic parts. To quote my granddaughter in her… Continue reading