Tag Archive: satire

What the not-quite-right-mind thinks about

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Do cacti have a soul?  If a couple of them die and they become ghosts, are they a prickly pair? Some people go to extreme measures for sexual gratification.  Why did male circumcision… Continue reading

Addicted to ORB’s

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Hello Everyone.   My name is Floridaborne and I am addicted to Oatmeal Raisin Bars. Not just any ORB.  It has to be made with deep richly flowing orgasmic brown sugar, XXX virgin coconut… Continue reading

Digging

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Fat White Dog:  I told mom we could dig to China.   Coon Cat:  Moron!  Humans can’t understand what we’re saying. Gentle Giant:  It’s dark in here.  I don’t know which way is… Continue reading

Allow Stupid to sort it out

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A year ago today (and not much has changed) I like catsatthebar.org and his newest “a year ago today” blog.  So I thought I’d see what I published back then.  Man, can I… Continue reading

The “joy” of losing your email

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A few years back, the email service I was using stopped working right.  Too many clients wanted the $5 a year service and it couldn’t keep up with the demand.  Finally, it stopped… Continue reading

Of Clowns, Men and Mutts

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It’s been a while since I’ve answered one of Austin’s “Jump Start Your Brain” posts by creating my own blog post from his questions.    I do this when I feel the answer… Continue reading

Post # 666

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Yes, this is post number  666.  Can you believe it?  So today my post is riddled with dark humor. (My) Definition of “Dark Humor”:   Sarcasm/satire/humor, the “what if” of a scrambled brain… Continue reading

Blog Contest: I’ll Name A Character After You In My New Screenplay!

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Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Last night, I was chatting with Matthias, the Producer/Director who hopes to make .33 Reverse Gunther his next film.  He is on his way…

Why I don’t pay for haircuts anymore

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There was an ad years ago that went something like this:  Getting a bad haircut is like being forced to wear a dress you hate every day for the next 6 months.  Once,… Continue reading

Jump Start your Library?

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I want to take a road trip in a Nash Metropolitan.  When I find $35,000, I’d like to buy one that’s been entirely rebuilt with authentic parts.  To quote my granddaughter in her… Continue reading