The new Duct Tape
!!NEWS FLASH!! GORILLA TAPE REPLACES DUCT TAPE! (And…no, it’s not called Duck tape) In the south, there is a new and highly acclaimed use for this product: It’s revered by true Floridians, the… Continue reading
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FRIDAY #FICTION with RONOVAN WRITES Prompt Challenge #28-A Dream.
Another day, another dullard. Take the last guy who came into my office, Mr. Drab. He asked, “Is a dream something that happens while asleep, or something you want really, really bad or… Continue reading
FRIDAY #FICTION with RONOVAN WRITES Prompt Challenge #27-Use 3 of 5
I’m not saying that the life of a statistician is particularly interesting. Truth is there aren’t 2.3 children per person in the US, unless every family has a child without arms and… Continue reading
FRIDAY #FICTION with RONOVAN WRITES Prompt Challenge #25-A guest appearance.
This is twice as long as I wanted it to be. I actually wrote it on Friday, but didn’t get around to the edits until now. It seems I was destined to write… Continue reading
#WQWWC Fun with Artists (sight, sound and taste).
Writers Quote Wednesday Writing Challenge – “Artist” I’m a day late for this, but being late seems to be my lot in life these days. Here are the rules: “You select a quote that… Continue reading
Mangled cat anxiety attack
Drip, drip, drip against the window… …at 4am. I awaken from a dream about a dog that’s half alligator, and a missing cat. The entire dream plays out with the electric anticipation of… Continue reading
Things that make me go, “Why?”
Things that belong under the heading of, “Why?” In public restrooms: Why do hand driers in Florida spin out hot air while hand driers in Minnesota blast out cold air? In Florida offices: Why… Continue reading
Death by French Fries – A Haiku
Sharing lunch with Tom Von Kapherr of Cats at the Bar and Back Home in Bromont in a Bromont, Quebec restaurant. (How the heck does he stay so slim?) Death by French Fries… Continue reading
Florida bag eyes
To bed at 10pm. Up at 3am. So what else is new? Did you know that being up at half-past-ridiculous is a sign of intelligence? I beg to differ. When I have to work… Continue reading
The Fans of Clutter
God! Why can’t I sleep? It’s an epidemic. Of what? Cultural amnesia. It was once quite common for families to be up in the middle of the night. Instead of moaning about it,… Continue reading