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Senseless Sunday #Sarcasm: Contemplation

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 If my human falls in a forest, but another one is here to open my food, should I care? If I had a can of cat food for every time my human failed… Continue reading →

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Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Cat Vengeance

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Dear diary, My human does not understand.  I do not care that I have a perpetual food bowl, or that it has no corn, wheat or soy.  It is not the food I… Continue reading →

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MIRRORING MEMORIAL

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Originally posted on nudge. wink. report.:
****))))Special report((((**** To boldly glow where no ghost has glowed before. “Harry!  Give me one of those low-fat organic berry surprise bars!”  I yelled out, straightening my…

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More Senseless Sunday Sarcasm: Unwanted advice from the unloved

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  Too much love? loved too much? If it’s too much, it’s not love. ©Joelle LeGendre   No matter what I do, it’s irritating you. Love can never work when living with a jerk.… Continue reading →

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Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Why laundry day is going to take twice as long

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ROTTIE MUTT:  I don’t feel so good. FAT WHITE DOG:  I told you not to do it. RM:  But she left the container next to the stove. FWD:  She had to run to… Continue reading →

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#writephoto : gargoyle

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Thursday #writephoto prompt:  Inside-out “Who’d a thought I’d be goin’ to a black an’ white ball?  All them senators dancin’ with their wives…or husbands, an’ the president, too!” I hooted at my son.… Continue reading →

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Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Too Lazy to step in 2 tutu’s.

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On Mother’s Day I’m thankful I didn’t have twins. These are the nightmares mothers of twins face every day. Enduring their dating years Fielding stupid questions …and if THAT doesn’t work Maybe more… Continue reading →

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Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Children

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  Dad said Grandma’s house was “rustic.” I think he meant “rusty.” I wanted to visit with Fat White Dog because she’s my favorite.  I asked Grandma why she couldn’t put the other… Continue reading →

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Weird things about #blogging that you learn along the way

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I’ve been a  blogger for a mere 3 1/2 years.   For the newbies of blogging, what I am about to reveal is “Rule of Thumb.”  For the rest of us, this should… Continue reading →

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Thursday? Already?

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This is my 1-month anniversary back at the job I’d been doing from 2004 until December 1. What a difference a 2 month and 8 day retirement can make.  I’d like to think of… Continue reading →