Tag Archive: satire

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Let’s Edit!

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  My partner in blogging is supplementing her job by editing my books in her spare time.  She’s a far better writer than I’ll ever be. She brings you into her stories, while… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Losing it

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First of all, I owe a huge apology to my son.  He was playing a solo at 8:00 pm last night and I promised I’d listen to it.  I went to sleep at… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : When a syndrome isn’t really a syndrome.

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I had the audacity to read my medical history.  It’s on the insurance website and fairly easy to find, if you like playing chess. There, I discovered that I have a non-existent disease… Continue reading

From this point on

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From this point on, I promise to… Confront problems by ignoring them. Ignore problems by pretending they aren’t there. If you feel like you’re going round and round and round in a never-ending… Continue reading

Tax Time and Meat Loaf

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I’m sitting at my desk, eating the last of my frozen meatloaf.  I found the recipe on-line and, if you like the taste of ketchup, it’s great.  But it’s all I can afford.… Continue reading

Senseless Wednesday Sarcasm : What You’re Not

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ME:    Hey! God, the Universe, and Everything.  There’s nothing like Sudafed and exhaustion.  I slept for 5 hours straight tonight. GUE:   And that is important because…. ME:    It means I have 5… Continue reading

Senseless Saturday Sarcasm : Happy…whatever.

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  ME:   God, the universe, and everything.  I’m confused. GUE:  In other words, this is a typical day. ME:   When I was a kid, we’d go to the Burdine’s rooftop in Miami.  We’d… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : tired, tried, diet, tied, dirt, die…

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Where am I? Seeing red. I’m at home, sitting on a 20-year-old chair in a office that desperately needs to be cleaned. Did I mention I’m chasing away the 20 pound coon cat? … Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Hoarsepower

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After three weeks of silence I have the energy level of a coma patient, and I speak like a toothless cowboy.  When I’m able to speak. It’s no fun standing around listening to… Continue reading

Senseless (what day is it again?) Sarcasm : Write

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I’m stuck at home, either sleeping, working, or sitting at the computer thinking about sleeping, working…  …with laryngitis. Soooo… the only way to get it out of my system is to write about… Continue reading