The Errrr Dog Commands
My bed, not your bed, The Errrr Dog commands. So spray me with water, Bark out your demands. My bed! No bargains! Get down on your knees! I claim this clean laundry!… Continue reading
Tag Archive: poem
Ode to the Printer from Hell
The printer from hell is working quite well but it’s only a matter of time. It will give up the ghost and when needed the most– won’t be worth an aluminum dime.… Continue reading
To Hide in Nature’s Arms
Cats patter your heart in unexpected ways. Some take over your desk. Others take over your house, or claim the fridge as their home. The rare cat seeks its own, finding comfort… Continue reading
The Teeth From Hell Strike Again!
Yes. I was at the dental school all day today. It was supposed to be a 3 hour tour (where did I hear that one from, Gilligan?). A few weeks ago, JC talked… Continue reading
Early Morning Eyes
How I woke up this morning (sort of–not sure I’m fully awake yet). Early morning dogs Pillowing my thighs Furries wake in sighs Half-awake in fog Fluttering my eyes Furries start… Continue reading
Really. I’m Not Amused.
The “awake” me has had it up to my tracheal toilet with Dream World. Tail end of last night’s dream (quite literally). I’m walking down a sidewalk, the street so narrow only… Continue reading
The road to nowhere
Wish I could sleep, not stare at the screen. Bumped off a chunk of “road to nowhere.” Rhythm of life? What the hell does that mean? Not sure I’m going to work… Continue reading
The creeping crud blues
Woke up this morning With an ache in my head Moved all the doggies To get out of my bed Can’t eat a thing And my eyes are all red If it weren’t… Continue reading
(Top of the) house cat
What? I’m a cat It’s my job I do it well. Just walk away lowly human fetch my treat.
