More Senseless 1st World Problems
I keep breaking my nails. If you’re thinking this… …you’re wrong. It’s more like this: I went to the website using this picture, but whatever language it’s written in looks like hieroglyphics… Continue reading
I keep breaking my nails. If you’re thinking this… …you’re wrong. It’s more like this: I went to the website using this picture, but whatever language it’s written in looks like hieroglyphics… Continue reading
Imagine a world where dark green is neon, and neon is a spotlight accosting your eyes. You live in twilight, but it doesn’t seem dark to you. Everyone else is tripping around in… Continue reading
Welcome to Friday the 13th. We’re treated to this wonderful experience not 1, but 2 months in a row. In “honor” of this day, I bring to you a bit of the misery… Continue reading
What is the definition of delusional? In the dark ages, “delusional” was believing the Earth a circling sphere. In the early 1900’s, “delusional” was Joseph Lister telling doctors, “Wash your hands.” Today, “delusional”… Continue reading
It’s so easy for the world to get out of sync. All it takes are a couple of sick dogs and having a few of your teeth pulled. It sucks the creative blood… Continue reading
The cup of life isn’t just half empty or half full. It can be half-blind, too. This is what we see when we’re in trouble: This is what we see… Continue reading
I’m trying to write something funny. Really I am. Funny fills the heart. Migraines are creativity killers. Got to find the funny again when the brain isn’t filled with so much empty pain.… Continue reading
As I sit at the computer with an iceberg strapped to my head, I consider that plague upon humanity called Migraine. At least, at the moment, it’s been Excedrined and pressure-pointed down to… Continue reading