Tag Archive: humor

The Green Tree Frog in my Toilet

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What does a green tree frog think when the yellow waterfall hits the white porcelain cliffs?  Does it wonder if the white stuff drying off the fleshy lid is a beach towel for… Continue reading

Random Crazy Thoughts

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  Sitting at the lunch table, my black baseball cap blocking most of the fluorescent light, I chewed on a well-cooked hamburger (sans bread) contemplating the other people crammed around the small break-room… Continue reading

Weighty thoughts on my last day in the Hot and Dry

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This is my last day in the Hot and Dry with only 1 Dog.  Said dog and I completed one last daily ritual together:  Sharing my breakfast.   The ritual goes something like this: … Continue reading

California dreams, schemes, & memes

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Don’t you just love it when you wake up with that metallic baking soda/salt taste roiling around in your mouth after dreaming you were knee deep in crappy flood water asking your old boss… Continue reading

Move over Guantanamo, you have competition.

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Move over Guantanamo, you have competition for the greatest implement of torture ever devised.  God’s interrogation light (shining brightly through the picture windows) is close to giving me a migraine.  The torture is… Continue reading

Thoughts while walking my sister’s dog

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Is it possible to sunburn your eyelids when you’re wearing dark glasses?  Is that a cactus I just tripped over?  These are the things one thinks about as she’s falling forward over a… Continue reading

Sisters

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  It’s 100 degrees outside and the desert is much too bright for light sensitive eyes.  Where am I at this moment?  Huddled in a darkened room wearing a jacket, winter pants, socks… Continue reading

 My sister used to live in Houston, Texas. 

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  My sister used to live in Houston, Texas.  There were times I could find a round trip ticket for under $200 and I was always able to find a direct flight.  That… Continue reading

Thoughts while avoiding the mirror

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  What does the fecund human see when s/he looks in the mirror?   He sees a fit, handsome man regardless of the fat layers. He runs a comb or brush through his… Continue reading

The last stand of a long departed tent

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  It looks like anyone who has tickets to Disney World is going to have a bad day.  The first tropical storm of the season, Andrea, is presently pressure washing the rides.    It… Continue reading