Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : To die(t) for?
I’m supposed to write something pithy and full of mirth that makes you go, “LOL!” Hell! I’ve already lost 3 readers this week. I might as well go for the gold and lose… Continue reading
Tag Archive: gastroparesis
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Hard
Ya know… It’s hard. But now that this… …decided to return home, I should be able to sleep again (Bwahahahaha – in my dreams). He was incensed that I took the litter box,… Continue reading
Words to eat by
I tell people, “Never give up.” I’d eat those words, but I’m just too stubborn to give up. Actually, I’d eat just about anything edible right now, if I could. My definition… Continue reading
dietary fiasco
There is no other way to say this: STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! I have gastroparesis. My diet is supposed to consist of a supplement drink, baby food, highly processed cereals like cream… Continue reading
ALL YOU NEVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT GASTROPARESIS
Welcome to Friday the 13th. We’re treated to this wonderful experience not 1, but 2 months in a row. In “honor” of this day, I bring to you a bit of the misery… Continue reading
Ken and Barbie go to Dental School.
No. I can’t afford Trump’s dentist. The best I can hope for is a dental student with talent. Thank God for miracles! Generally when you go to the dentist, the worst part is… Continue reading
Crab Cake Extraordinaire
Nice to have an answer to the following questions, “Why can’t I sleep?” “Why the hell should I win the crab cake of the year award for being the most infuriatingly annoying bitch… Continue reading
Weighty thoughts on my last day in the Hot and Dry
This is my last day in the Hot and Dry with only 1 Dog. Said dog and I completed one last daily ritual together: Sharing my breakfast. The ritual goes something like this: … Continue reading
The Portuguese Experience at Emidio’s
This isn’t my usual blog topic, and I’m certainly not a connoisseur of restaurant cuisine. But I just had to write this! If you live in the Atlanta or travel to the… Continue reading