Tag Archive: dentist

POETRY WAR: All I want for Christmas are my @#$% teeth

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Feline boredom falls into the palates abyss. A dentists nightmare. . Fear biters beware! Cat claws probing enamel pick at your weakness. . Open wide, breathe deep a drilling experience awakens your fear.… Continue reading

BEING TOUCHY

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Health Care professionals all seem to be taught this “technique” to make people feel “more comfortable:” Touch your patient I don’t know who the Neanderthal is that came up with this caca idea,… Continue reading

The Teeth From Hell Strike Again!

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Yes.  I was at the dental school all day today.  It was supposed to be a 3 hour tour (where did I hear that one from, Gilligan?). A few weeks ago, JC talked… Continue reading

The transition between life and dental work

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What are the things one thinks about when sitting in a dental chair for 3 hours? 1.  I haven’t exactly had a near death experience, just an experience I interpret as heaven twice… Continue reading

A Drilling Experience.

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Never try to eat when one side of your mouth is still numb.  Now I have to clean the drool off my favorite red t shirt.   Tooth number 10, eaten up by… Continue reading

What you get when you ask a pointed question

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Ever have one of those dreams where you fork over $1 to enter a lottery for a house …and win? It sounds good–until you find that only 3 people entered it, you didn’t… Continue reading

Ken and Barbie go to Dental School.

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No.  I can’t afford Trump’s dentist. The best I can hope for is a dental student with talent.  Thank God  for miracles! Generally when you go to the dentist, the worst part is… Continue reading

Being Catty

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One day I’m going to sleep past 3am. Today’s wake up call is compliments of kitty claws kneading a very unhappy neck. He purrs so cute–an endearing quality best enjoyed while breathing. The… Continue reading

The President of Dream World

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Ever have one of those dreams where you’re standing at a table with Obama, Holder, and Obama junior yelling, “Mr. President, you have to stop killing this country! Now!” and that’s when you… Continue reading