Tag Archive: Computers

Senseless Weekend Sarcasm : Computer disabled.

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Nope — my computer has not been disabled.  This refers to the computer’s operator. There should be a section of the DSM V for people with a computer disability.  It would be under… Continue reading

What I know about computers…

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…could be written on the head of a pin in large letters. My friend, Amanda Ricks let me know that all those great meme’s I’ve posted about our recent pandemic will become little… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : UnCreativity

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I feel about as creative as plastic cheese on white bread. All my dreams of a universe in harmony vanished during my time in California.  I was going to do soooooooooo much work… Continue reading

The “joys” of using a computer: Mouse (e)Vader

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Another on a long list of 1st world problems: I’d like to say that yesterday was delightful. But that would be a lie… …for yesterday, Mouse (e)Vader, my $2.00 piece of mouse poop… Continue reading

That warm, fuzzy feeling…

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Hello.  My name is FloridaBorne and it’s presently 4:24am in the dark woods of North Florida…y’all. For today’s foray into Dreamworld, Microsoft was trying to sell me an electric blanket…in Florida…where it’s presently… Continue reading

Twitter Eyes

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My eyes are sunburned. Well……..not technically.  But that’s how they feel. Have you ever tried to comprehend twitter with a text reader?   I’d love one of those state-of-the-art text readers, like JAWS,… Continue reading

The “joy” of losing your email

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A few years back, the email service I was using stopped working right.  Too many clients wanted the $5 a year service and it couldn’t keep up with the demand.  Finally, it stopped… Continue reading

Weird proverbs for a digital age

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The things that pour out of my brain at 3am: Yesterday’s blog is like yesterday’s newspaper, only you can’t wrap fish bones in it.  Paper yellows and fades, but digital words evaporate into… Continue reading

The simple(r) things in life

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I miss XP, Despise Windows 7, and am not looking forward to Windows 10 or infinity or whatever convoluted piece of crap software forced on us next that’s touted to be new and… Continue reading

Scattered Clanging

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Kneady kitty Sitting pretty Nuzzles fingers While I’m typing.   Hair like feathers Flying letters Scattered clanging Paws bang-banging.   Off my keyboard Thankless screen hoard! Not my water! Oh…my lord!   On… Continue reading