Reverse insomnia
I’m convinced that the world is an insane asylum, cats are the scientists observing our behavior, and dogs are the therapists who decide if you’ll have the chance to move to another planet… Continue reading
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Home office cats
I have a home office. I can hear what you’re thinking! “Ho Hum, I thought this was going to be a funny post.” Presently, there’s a black cat in front of the… Continue reading
Things to do when you can’t sleep
TONIGHTS FORAY INTO THE NO SLEEP ZONE Write a post. Make some toast Surf the net Stroke a pet Drink some water. Call your daughter. Take a shower. Read an hour. Meditate Medicate.… Continue reading
Slivered bells….Slivered bells….It’s Catsmas time for the kitty.
In honor of the fact that the cats just finished off the giblets. I guess you could say, “They gotta lotta guts.” …and no knowledge of punctuation. If you have a cat, you… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Mess
My desk is a mess; one guess why: Yes, the Tiny Terror strikes again. Fortunately, my speakers are at the edge of my desk and fell into a box containing a comforter to… Continue reading
Feeling poetic? My cat is not amused
My poetry is not world class literature. Possibly world class litter. Just ask my cats. Hai(cat)coup A mound of black whacks claiming his territory my computer screen. I told you it was bad.… Continue reading
The 2 a.m. wake-up cat strikes again.
He looks so serene, sleeping on yesterday’s mail. So far, I’ve had 5 hours sleep. He usually awakens me at 3 a. m., but due to the ridiculousness of fall-back time, where… Continue reading
A day in the life of my cat
Mom gave me hamburger today. I wanted tuna. Humans are dumb! When it was still dark and she was sleeping, I meowed and meowed at mom. She petted me all over. Why couldn’t… Continue reading
THIS SUCKS
That’s as good an excuse as any I’ve heard. Unfortunately, it’s not true. Here’s what’s true: Once upon a midnight, clearly, head upon my pillow weary, after sleep (an hour, soundly) woke up… Continue reading
Weird things one thinks about at 5:00 in the morning.
Went to sleep last night at 9:00pm. Awoke at 5:00am to the sound of a dog panting. Rottie Mutt had plunked down in front of the fan and was blocking Errrrr Dog’s… Continue reading