Tag Archive: bad poetry

THIS SUCKS

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That’s as good an excuse as any I’ve heard. Unfortunately, it’s not true. Here’s what’s true: Once upon a midnight, clearly, head upon my pillow weary, after sleep (an hour, soundly) woke up… Continue reading

The occasional poet’s obligatory poetry rant

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The occasional poet has taken a hiatus for a few months. Between NaNoWriMo and my day job I concentrated on 50,000 words in the month of November. For the past 4 months, my… Continue reading

More Senseless Sunday Sarcasm: Unwanted advice from the unloved

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  Too much love? loved too much? If it’s too much, it’s not love. ©Joelle LeGendre   No matter what I do, it’s irritating you. Love can never work when living with a jerk.… Continue reading

Feels like Spinach

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    Wasted day feels like a spinach tinny acid ache. Wanting to sleep, bleach-scented nose, weekend woes… Wash day.  

Creativity Takes a Break

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Ever have one of those days where your idea of creativity is to put Muenster cheese in your omelet instead of cheddar? In dubious celebration of first world problems (aka, the rest of… Continue reading

Too many Valentine Days

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Today instead of flowers and candy, I’m getting a tooth pulled.   The probable cause of yet another detour into Dental World is genetics–and the 1000’s of boxes of candy I’ve ingested over… Continue reading

40 pounds of coon-cat-bad-poem

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Kitty kitty sitting pretty Never will be little bitty   Eating with me Sleeping with me Always will be right beside me   Brother brother One another Never will be Far from other… Continue reading