California dreams, schemes, & memes
Don’t you just love it when you wake up with that metallic baking soda/salt taste roiling around in your mouth after dreaming you were knee deep in crappy flood water asking your old boss… Continue reading
Don’t you just love it when you wake up with that metallic baking soda/salt taste roiling around in your mouth after dreaming you were knee deep in crappy flood water asking your old boss… Continue reading
Originally posted on Wishing You Well:
Cat nurses a newborn pit bull. (Cleveland Animal Protective League/AP) A pit bull rejected by its mother is being taken care of by an unlikely surrogate: A mama…
Move over Guantanamo, you have competition for the greatest implement of torture ever devised. God’s interrogation light (shining brightly through the picture windows) is close to giving me a migraine. The torture is… Continue reading
Today’s forecast: Hot and dry with only 1 dog. And a cat that rarely comes out of my sister’s room. Oh—and a sister that rarely comes out of my sister’s room. That’s because… Continue reading
Is it possible to sunburn your eyelids when you’re wearing dark glasses? Is that a cactus I just tripped over? These are the things one thinks about as she’s falling forward over a… Continue reading
Originally posted on Dadgitated:
I really should be proud that they’ve started working together as opposed to fighting all the time. And I should be impressed with how clever the plan was. Because…
It’s 100 degrees outside and the desert is much too bright for light sensitive eyes. Where am I at this moment? Huddled in a darkened room wearing a jacket, winter pants, socks… Continue reading
What does the fecund human see when s/he looks in the mirror? He sees a fit, handsome man regardless of the fat layers. He runs a comb or brush through his… Continue reading
It looks like anyone who has tickets to Disney World is going to have a bad day. The first tropical storm of the season, Andrea, is presently pressure washing the rides. It… Continue reading