Ken and Barbie go to Dental School.
No. I can’t afford Trump’s dentist. The best I can hope for is a dental student with talent. Thank God for miracles! Generally when you go to the dentist, the worst part is… Continue reading
No. I can’t afford Trump’s dentist. The best I can hope for is a dental student with talent. Thank God for miracles! Generally when you go to the dentist, the worst part is… Continue reading
Why am I writing this rant? I’m tired of reading jokes about rednecks like… How many rednecks does it take to get dinner. 2 One has to watch for traffic. Do you know… Continue reading
One person’s cute is another person’s stupid. Take, for example, the following picture: Do dogs think it’s cute to whine in your ear at 6 in the morning? Do cats think it’s stupid… Continue reading
Have you ever awakened from a dream where you’re about to die only to find that your refrigerator is the one that died instead? How did I discover the problem? I lifted the… Continue reading
Don’t try this at home: Do it at work so you can look really, really stupid. How NOT to react to unexpected change: Meltdown Try to drown the problem in chocolate Imagine walking… Continue reading
The LAP has danced my direction, giving me the opportunity to step on the feet of jerky husbands everywhere. Why would I decline a Twinkie? Twinkie, Twinkie little bar Formaldehyde within a jar… Continue reading
Yes, it’s that time of the morning when the kitty fur fills my nostrils as I pet a cat hell bent on clawing my neck into hamburger. I stumble down that treacherous path… Continue reading
Ever wake up after having exactly the same dream of massive destruction–twice in a row–feeling like you’ve run a marathon? This morning between 5 and 9 that particular form of double jeopardy was… Continue reading
In my teens and 20’s, people would remark on my incredible ability to say the worst possible thing at the worst possible time. I couldn’t refute the obvious, so my comment about it… Continue reading
One day I’m going to sleep past 3am. Today’s wake up call is compliments of kitty claws kneading a very unhappy neck. He purrs so cute–an endearing quality best enjoyed while breathing. The… Continue reading