New (useless) and Improved (cheap)
As I sip on a nutritional supplement at 1am, I contemplate the ways in which companies are trying to save money. I used to buy Scott Towels in a 10 pack. They… Continue reading
The cat helped me type this
Up at 5, 2 coon cats covering my desk. They want food. I’m not impressed. I want sleep. They’re not impressed. Vizsla in the cat bed, curled up in a swirl. 20 pound… Continue reading
Volcano Mouth of the South
Asleep at 6pm, up at 11pm. Another day, another weird dream. Tell me–who wants to dream they’re taking a tour of their teeth while volcanoes erupt in the distance? Is that what happens… Continue reading
Procrastination station
FloridaBorne vs. her brain. All aboard this crazy train called the Loco Motive. FloridaBorne! Get your butt into gear and get on this train. I don’t care if the bridge is out–you can’t… Continue reading
What do you want to be?
Austin’s Friday Night Think Tank asked Modern Philosophers, “What Otherworldly Being do you most wish you could be?” Funny he should ask. That dredged up a memory so old the dinosaurs were still… Continue reading
Yawn!
Fat cat purring rat nudging me with dog nose mauling toes need to doze Fat dog barking hog nudging me with cat feet kneading deep need to sleep F*%&@#$ Yawn!
You’re a die-hard dog owner if…
You’re a die-hard dog owner if: You’re sitting on a park bench. A friendly dog approaches you while you’re eating a sandwich with your bare hands, you pet the dog and continue eating… Continue reading
Whine Week is over–for the moment
Thanks to the following laundry list of happy, the FloridaBorne version of whine-week is finally over: the best granddaughter in the universe who called to say, “I love you gam-ma.” the best friends… Continue reading
The fractured remembrances of a not-quite-right sister
Ever have one of those dreams where you’re in a room with a bunch of people you don’t know–with the exception of your sister? The fact that once again my sister accomplished… Continue reading
Musically Loopy
Things to do when insomnia hits: Back up your computer Pace Watch TV (if you have one) Eat Pet a cat Buy stuff on Amazon you’ll regret in the morning Make cookies Remember… Continue reading