Why Is There A Roach In My Hair?
I recently had the extreme pleasure of reading A Camping We Will Go on mentalmom02’s blog My one complaint is that it woke memories that I would rather have left quietly gathering dust… Continue reading
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Cuss-to-more Service
A fractured and probably inaccurate history of Customer Service. If you lived through the polyester period, also known as the 1970’s, you remember the amazing new invention called the answerphone. Most people waited… Continue reading
Makes You Wonder
I’m in no mood to be told that stereotyping is the antithesis of critical thinking. I already know that. The name of this blog is Two on a Rant and not Astoundingly Arrogant… Continue reading
Crappy Awards
Ever have one of those days where it would have been better just to sleep 24 hours and forget it happened? I’m better at writing things down than trying to talk. I’ll… Continue reading
And the Melting Chocolate Eyes Win…Again
It’s 3am. I’ve just consulted with the sleep fairy called Ibuprofen. Why am I awake? The short answer is Errrrr Dog. The long answer: My legs were hanging over the side of the… Continue reading
Conversation with Dog
Norco-induced imagined conversation (Note from mom–I never, never want to take that stuff again!!!! Unless I’m in unimaginable pain.) Vizsla mutt: Time to get out of the way. Mom is walking… Continue reading
Why I’m a Supplementie, not a Druggie
Yesterday is a reminder of why Armor Thyroid is the most potent “drug” I take. Not that things are entirely back to normal (whatever that is), but at least I remembered to feed… Continue reading
Update on the Madness
FedUPS We don’t care where we throw it. I just can’t believe it! The things you discover when you start being able to see (a little) again. I was prescribed Norco to… Continue reading
This Madness has Got to Stop!
FedUPS We don’t care how they do it on your planet Okay. No…NOT OKAY!!!! This is me in MELTDOWN!!! I don’t give a Dog Gammed chicken plucking crap about a stupid package!!!!! Leave… Continue reading
Ken and Barbie go to Dental School.
No. I can’t afford Trump’s dentist. The best I can hope for is a dental student with talent. Thank God for miracles! Generally when you go to the dentist, the worst part is… Continue reading