Category Archive: work

When morning doesn’t go as planned

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Asleep at 10 and awake at…what time?   …or so it appeared. Thus began the morning routine:    Take supplements (like turmeric, brain enhancement formula with names I can’t pronounce…) Refill dog food bowls… Continue reading

Senseless “make every mistake possible in your job” sarcasm

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Today was “make every mistake possible in your job” day.  I’m so stressed, this is my newest Tourette’s tic: It made me wonder what kind of problems other people have when they’re stressed.… Continue reading

MONDAY

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  I dig the 5-cup coffee maker from it’s resting place on the counter and open the lid.  What do I see? A mold farm. Those little green spots that permeate the grounds… Continue reading

Work it.

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Childhood: “I can’t wait until I move out of the house and I can do what I want!” Reality: No one asked me, “What are you going to be when you grow up.”… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Not happy?

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What a difference a rebuilt engine makes. Too bad we can’t rebuild a brain as easily. The engine in my Jeep used to go 0 to 60 in a day.    Now, when… Continue reading

Hiatus

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Yes, I know, I’ve been remiss and haven’t written a post in 3 days. No doubt most people are saying, “Thanks, we needed that break.” Let me explain exactly why ALL of us… Continue reading

Christmas party : Work version

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If you’ve read my posts for a few months, you know there are a few (hundred) things I don’t like.  Among those gems of inconsequential 1st world irritants are: People who don’t like… Continue reading

Senseless Sarcasm : Waiting

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My brain has returned.  I wish it were still on vacation. After a mental exercise I call, “You’re going to get fired for sure,” I’m up at 4 in the middle of the… Continue reading

Have you met that “guy”?

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  Have you met that guy?   You know the one I’m talking about.  He swaggers into work exuding confidence and brags about his prowess at his job.   The way he talks with the… Continue reading

Desk remorse

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So… I bought the desk.  All 120 pounds of it. Amazon.com made it much too easy for me.  How could I resist 6 monthly payments at 0% interest? I have to admit, two… Continue reading