Category Archive: humor

Letting Sleeping Coon Cats Lie

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Ever have one of those days where you really, really should have stayed home?  I have really, really got to stop trying to work the day after a pull, drill or fill.  You’re… Continue reading

Man. I wished I’d listened

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It’s midnight at the dog house, awakened by Fat White, whose 68 pounds of weight cramps my overburdened thigh. A gray and white coon cat drapes over my desk, nudging the crevices between… Continue reading

Ma Bell, Baby Bell, and Scam Bell

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As I contemplate the calming, satisfying sound of doggies munching milk bones, the not-quite-right software God loaded onto my brain drifts into totally unrelated topics. Which one do I choose to obsess over… Continue reading

The forest fire of raging thoughts.

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Ever wake up with the unsettling feeling you’re forgetting something so obvious it’s like being 1000 miles from home and remembering you forgot to have the post office hold your mail, you forgot… Continue reading

A GOOD FIRST STEP

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I talk to my dogs a lot. They wag their tails, head held high, looking at my face as if every word has meaning. When I tell them, “You’re the best doggies in… Continue reading

When rejection is good.

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Man, the weird and whacky things you think about when you’re vacuuming. Science Fiction. It’s how I learned to read. First it was comic books, later the Asimov Foundation trilogy. I used to… Continue reading

TODAY’S RANDOM THOUGHTS

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THOUGHTS ABOUT DOGS: Today’s wake-up dog award goes to the Vizsla mutt for practicing acoustical scratching at 1:30am. All it takes is 1 minute of WHAP-WHAP-WHAP-WHAP 3 feet from the bed and I’m… Continue reading

The True Meaning of Wealth

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As I sit at my computer playing Spades with an alien, a dinosaur and Jack, I consider what life would be like were I the richest person alive. Most people would think about… Continue reading

Why was the Witch of the West wicked?

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Today’s inbox treat was a “Jump start your brain” entry by Austin (The Return of the Modern Philosopher). Austin, I’m sorry–Open Office and WordPress don’t seem to want to print your blog address… Continue reading

The Elephant Rifle in the Living Room

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I have an elephant dog in the bedroom. As I wait for the sleep fairy called Ibuprofen to rid me of this 1:45am sinus headache, I contemplate how effectively the 3am wake up… Continue reading