Category Archive: humor

Today’s headache: Migraine with a dog chaser

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Today’s headache:  Migraine with a dog chaser. Yesterday’s headache:  Migraine with a side of denial. The day before yesterday’s headache:  Sinus with scattered migraine symptoms. As I sit in an office chair so… Continue reading

Answers in Dream World that make you go hmmmm…..

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One of the most disturbing features about having a dream that answers your question is how real the tastes, scents, sights, and sounds seem to be.  Equally disturbing is how quickly that fleeting… Continue reading

I wanted to sleep. Really I did. But there were these 5 foot tall ants…

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I wanted to sleep.  Really I did.  But how do you stay asleep after running from a bunch of 5 foot ants wearing vests that say Monsanto holding spray guns that look like… Continue reading

The Green Tree Frog in my Toilet

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What does a green tree frog think when the yellow waterfall hits the white porcelain cliffs?  Does it wonder if the white stuff drying off the fleshy lid is a beach towel for… Continue reading

Random Crazy Thoughts

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  Sitting at the lunch table, my black baseball cap blocking most of the fluorescent light, I chewed on a well-cooked hamburger (sans bread) contemplating the other people crammed around the small break-room… Continue reading

Weighty thoughts on my last day in the Hot and Dry

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This is my last day in the Hot and Dry with only 1 Dog.  Said dog and I completed one last daily ritual together:  Sharing my breakfast.   The ritual goes something like this: … Continue reading

California dreams, schemes, & memes

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Don’t you just love it when you wake up with that metallic baking soda/salt taste roiling around in your mouth after dreaming you were knee deep in crappy flood water asking your old boss… Continue reading

Move over Guantanamo, you have competition.

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Move over Guantanamo, you have competition for the greatest implement of torture ever devised.  God’s interrogation light (shining brightly through the picture windows) is close to giving me a migraine.  The torture is… Continue reading

Thoughts while walking my sister’s dog

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Is it possible to sunburn your eyelids when you’re wearing dark glasses?  Is that a cactus I just tripped over?  These are the things one thinks about as she’s falling forward over a… Continue reading

Sisters

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  It’s 100 degrees outside and the desert is much too bright for light sensitive eyes.  Where am I at this moment?  Huddled in a darkened room wearing a jacket, winter pants, socks… Continue reading