Category Archive: humor

Cuss-to-more Service

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A fractured and probably inaccurate history of Customer Service. If you lived through the polyester period, also known as the 1970’s, you remember the amazing new invention called the answerphone. Most people waited… Continue reading

Makes You Wonder

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I’m in no mood to be told that stereotyping is the antithesis of critical thinking. I already know that. The name of this blog is Two on a Rant and not Astoundingly Arrogant… Continue reading

Crappy Awards

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  Ever have one of those days where it would have been better just to sleep 24 hours and forget it happened? I’m better at writing things down than trying to talk. I’ll… Continue reading

And the Melting Chocolate Eyes Win…Again

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It’s 3am. I’ve just consulted with the sleep fairy called Ibuprofen. Why am I awake? The short answer is Errrrr Dog. The long answer: My legs were hanging over the side of the… Continue reading

Conversation with Dog

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    Norco-induced imagined conversation (Note from mom–I never, never want to take that stuff again!!!!  Unless I’m in unimaginable pain.) Vizsla mutt: Time to get out of the way. Mom is walking… Continue reading

Why I’m a Supplementie, not a Druggie

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Yesterday is a reminder of why Armor Thyroid is the most potent “drug” I take. Not that things are entirely back to normal (whatever that is), but at least I remembered to feed… Continue reading

Update on the Madness

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  FedUPS We don’t care where we throw it.   I just can’t believe it!  The things you discover when you start being able to see (a little) again. I was prescribed Norco to… Continue reading

This Madness has Got to Stop!

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FedUPS We don’t care how they do it on your planet Okay. No…NOT OKAY!!!! This is me in MELTDOWN!!! I don’t give a Dog Gammed chicken plucking crap about a stupid package!!!!! Leave… Continue reading

Ken and Barbie go to Dental School.

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No.  I can’t afford Trump’s dentist. The best I can hope for is a dental student with talent.  Thank God  for miracles! Generally when you go to the dentist, the worst part is… Continue reading

Definitions according to FloridaBorne

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Why am I writing this rant? I’m tired of reading jokes about rednecks like… How many rednecks does it take to get dinner. 2 One has to watch for traffic. Do you know… Continue reading