Category Archive: humor

Grocery store etiquette

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Would you go to a good restaurant and scoop lemon butter prawns over delicate pasta in your hands to eat? How about moving your table so that no one can get through the… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm: Taxing

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I’ve had a taxing day.  Litter-ally.   Every year I say the same thing. I HAVE TO STOP THE TORTURE!!! …and every year, this is what I do:   Except all those papers… Continue reading

Music silliness

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I’ve written a bit of poetry in my life. Unfortunately, poetry and sarcasm don’t go together well.  But songs rhyme, and I especially love silly songs. My children didn’t get “Rock-a-by Baby.”  I… Continue reading

A little silliness

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A little silliness today. Fun with internet searches. This prompted me to remember a few that made me laugh out loud: How about winter in Florida? Do you know what we have in… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Pretentious

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Just pretend for a moment that I’m the world’s leading authority on everything, and not an author who spends a great deal of time looking up every little detail as she writes. Imagine… Continue reading

Bored

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As you may have guessed, I can’t sleep. When I’m bored, I start trolling through memes, so I went on a very popular social media site and looked through Granny’s Funnies and sarcasm… Continue reading

Senseless Someday Sarcasm : Energy?

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I can’t think of God as male or female, but as a giant blob of all-there-is that knows no time or space.   Is God a celestial couch potato in need of additional energy… Continue reading

Dogs and dreams.

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I tried to sleep. Really, I did. Gazelle Dog insisted she had to put all her weight on one foot — while pushing it down on my throat.   It looked something like this,… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Burned

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Well….  Tonight, I had the privilege of burning cookies.  Not that I wanted to, but when you start a game of Spider Solitaire you sorta lose track of time.  It might have helped… Continue reading

Obscure forms of exercise

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I remember exercise.   It’s that thing you do if you can get to a gym. Instead of sweating with 100 other people and fighting over treadmills, this is my exercise regime: Keep the… Continue reading