Let’s drink to the new year
It’s 3:00 am on 1/1/2021. How am I bringing in the New Year? Don’t you know this is the drink superheroes prefer? It has more nutrition than a Starbucks Fat-puccino and contains fewer… Continue reading
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Senseless New Year Sarcasm : 2021
Well, things are better today. The bad neighbors let the puppies out, no doubt one of their informants in law enforcement tipped them off that they might get fined for stealing someone else’s… Continue reading
Senseless Christmas sarcasm : Turkey think
As I’m preparing a 19 pound turkey for Christmas dinner, my writer’s mind wanders outside the universal box and into the WhatIf Zone. Farmer Brown has a turkey. Actually, no. Brown gave the… Continue reading
USA: Thanksgiving plans
For Thanksgiving, I’m planning on making a turkey, dressing, and sweet potatoes. That reminds me; it’s time to put the cranberry sauce in the fridge…and take the turkey out of the freezer. Here… Continue reading
Greetings for 2020
I’d say that I don’t give an Iota about hurricanes, except there’s a tropical storm Iota that was a hurricane with 155 mph winds. It destroyed parts of Central America. This is… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Mother’s Day
I wasn’t your usual mom. My daughter was around 12 when she wrote an essay about…oh, hell…I can’t remember that far back. Something about comparing her family members to cars. She said my… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : February 29
This describes my weekend quite well: February 29th and what it has done to my weekend is proving to be as effective at confusing my brain cells as Daylight Slaving Time. First, we… Continue reading
Another year…another year.
The Evolution of New Year’s celebrations. Age 10: Light the sparklers. Age 20: Sparkling fireworks followed by large quantities of alcohol. Age 30: Taking your children to fireworks. Age 40: Keeping your… Continue reading
Santa Reimagined
Today’s 3:00 am laugh. If Santa looked like this? Screw the cookies! Unfaithful Santa Snooping Santa Mid-life crisis Santa This is nothing more than In-Santa-ty. And last, but least appealing: Gross Santa… Continue reading
Not feeling the Christmas Spirit
Don’t feel like taking a ribbon ribbing today. This might be part of the problem: …but it’s 3 in the morning and I can’t have any…of anything… Most of the time, I’m… Continue reading