Category Archive: food

Senseless Saturday Sarcasm: The Lazy cook.

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I’ve often thought about creating a blog called “The Lazy Cook.”  Unfortunately, I’d only post about once a month. My breakfast is coffee and ensure.  Lunch is in a frozen container with a… Continue reading

The god of tuna, are you listening?

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Is it possible for the spirit of a dead tuna to haunt you? I have no other explanation for what is happening to me. It’s not like my life is all that complicated:… Continue reading

Senseless-stuff-found-mostly-elsewhere sarcasm.

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I love senseless memes.  They distract from the fact that the world is about to implode, and the 3 races vying for domination over our planet still can’t decide who wins after 270… Continue reading

Senseless OMG-MY-DAUGHTER-IS-A-NORTHERNER Sarcasm : Grits

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This is Oklahoma City, where my son-in-law goes deer hunting with the kids. So here I am, in a mansion-sized house, typing on a laptop that is trying to die.  Why is that… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : grit

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Cooking is to art… as Picasso is to casserole   Grandma Moses is to cheese grits Michelangelo is to an extraordinary wedding cake or Georgia O’Keefe is to jello. My mom passed along… Continue reading

How to ruin your own day

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Nothing like being up at 1:45 in the morning with fire in the gut. I know exactly what caused it: Fork in mouth disease.   You’d think the Mexican hat dance in my stomach at… Continue reading

Fun with pies ( or #cooking with #humor )

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“It was the worst of pies, it was the best of pies…” by Charreled Piekins. Not really, but I couldn’t resist. I love sweet potato pie, but I haven’t found a recipe yet… Continue reading

Thanksgiving week

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Photo from FB: Rick Mallett (St. Augustine Memories) This week, I’ve enjoyed Turkey, dressing, sweet potato and cranberry sauce every night since Saturday.   Yesterday, it was lunch and dinner.    Same meal… Continue reading

Death by French Fries – A Haiku

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Sharing lunch with Tom Von Kapherr of Cats at the Bar and Back Home in Bromont in a Bromont, Quebec restaurant. (How the heck does he stay so slim?) Death by French Fries… Continue reading

Addicted to ORB’s

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Hello Everyone.   My name is Floridaborne and I am addicted to Oatmeal Raisin Bars. Not just any ORB.  It has to be made with deep richly flowing orgasmic brown sugar, XXX virgin coconut… Continue reading