Category Archive: dogs

The thankless life of Errrrr dog.

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The lowly human is stripping her bedsheets because they smell like dog drool? I am so insulted! Errrrr. Why does the dingo dog steal cat food cans and chew them up? He is… Continue reading

Life According to the Vizsla Mutt

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Why does my human cry when she pets me? She touches the gray bumps on my body and that’s when the tears start to flow. I whimper in my sleep and she’s there,… Continue reading

Crappy Awards

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  Ever have one of those days where it would have been better just to sleep 24 hours and forget it happened? I’m better at writing things down than trying to talk. I’ll… Continue reading

And the Melting Chocolate Eyes Win…Again

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It’s 3am. I’ve just consulted with the sleep fairy called Ibuprofen. Why am I awake? The short answer is Errrrr Dog. The long answer: My legs were hanging over the side of the… Continue reading

Conversation with Dog

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    Norco-induced imagined conversation (Note from mom–I never, never want to take that stuff again!!!!  Unless I’m in unimaginable pain.) Vizsla mutt: Time to get out of the way. Mom is walking… Continue reading

Why I’m a Supplementie, not a Druggie

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Yesterday is a reminder of why Armor Thyroid is the most potent “drug” I take. Not that things are entirely back to normal (whatever that is), but at least I remembered to feed… Continue reading

Update on the Madness

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  FedUPS We don’t care where we throw it.   I just can’t believe it!  The things you discover when you start being able to see (a little) again. I was prescribed Norco to… Continue reading

Is the universe trying to tell me something?

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One person’s cute is another person’s stupid. Take, for example, the following picture: Do dogs think it’s cute to whine in your ear at 6 in the morning?  Do cats think it’s stupid… Continue reading

What’s That Slime?

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Have you ever awakened from a dream where you’re about to die only to find that your refrigerator is the one that died instead? How did I discover the problem? I lifted the… Continue reading

The President of Dream World

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Ever have one of those dreams where you’re standing at a table with Obama, Holder, and Obama junior yelling, “Mr. President, you have to stop killing this country! Now!” and that’s when you… Continue reading