Category Archive: conversations

Senseless Wednesday Sarcasm : What You’re Not

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ME:    Hey! God, the Universe, and Everything.  There’s nothing like Sudafed and exhaustion.  I slept for 5 hours straight tonight. GUE:   And that is important because…. ME:    It means I have 5… Continue reading

Senseless Saturday Sarcasm : Happy…whatever.

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  ME:   God, the universe, and everything.  I’m confused. GUE:  In other words, this is a typical day. ME:   When I was a kid, we’d go to the Burdine’s rooftop in Miami.  We’d… Continue reading

Celestial overthink sarcasm : unsatisfying conversations

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Another one of those conversations at 3 o’clock in the morning…  …after a very unsatisfying dream.  Take all the concepts you fear will happen and throw them together with a device that helps… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : UTI edition

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  ME:  Why?  Why God the Universe and Everything.  Why give me a UTI at this moment? GUE:  People are dying from pneumonia, dysentery, cancer, stroke, and malaria, and you bother me about… Continue reading

Conversations : Self-deflection

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More questions for God, the universe, or whatever (GUW). Me:  If safety is an illusion, and time is an illusion, what is reality? GUW:  What do you see on your computer monitor, or… Continue reading

Senseless Weekend Sarcasm : Thought bullets

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The thought bullets that impact my brain at 3 in the morning: ME:  God, the universe, whatever you are, why does evil always seem to win out in the end? God/Universe/Whatever (GUW: ):  I… Continue reading

Inner conversations: Perspective

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The conversation inside my head just before awakening from my 6pm to 10pm nap. And you wonder why I can’t sleep at night.     <_><_><_><_> God, the universe and everything.  What is… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Conversations with Insomnia

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My brain has escaped into another dimension.  It does this far too often.  I apologize in advance, as the opinions of my brain are not necessarily that of the body it inhabits. <_><_><_>… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Pretentious

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Just pretend for a moment that I’m the world’s leading authority on everything, and not an author who spends a great deal of time looking up every little detail as she writes. Imagine… Continue reading

Senseless Celestial Sarcasm : Rest

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Yet another unsatisfying moment with God, the universe, or whatever. Hello God, the universe, or whatever I’m talking to.  I’m back. I never left.  Show off.  There’s a cat next to me wanting… Continue reading