Category Archive: conversations

GUE unsettled

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If you want that kind of pain, you can look under the category of “Conversations,” and there you will find more conversations with GUE (God, the Universe, and Everything.) As you can tell,… Continue reading

Senseless Wednesday Sarcasm : What You’re Not

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ME:    Hey! God, the Universe, and Everything.  There’s nothing like Sudafed and exhaustion.  I slept for 5 hours straight tonight. GUE:   And that is important because…. ME:    It means I have 5… Continue reading

Senseless Saturday Sarcasm : Happy…whatever.

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  ME:   God, the universe, and everything.  I’m confused. GUE:  In other words, this is a typical day. ME:   When I was a kid, we’d go to the Burdine’s rooftop in Miami.  We’d… Continue reading

Celestial overthink sarcasm : unsatisfying conversations

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Another one of those conversations at 3 o’clock in the morning…  …after a very unsatisfying dream.  Take all the concepts you fear will happen and throw them together with a device that helps… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : UTI edition

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  ME:  Why?  Why God the Universe and Everything.  Why give me a UTI at this moment? GUE:  People are dying from pneumonia, dysentery, cancer, stroke, and malaria, and you bother me about… Continue reading

Conversations : Self-deflection

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More questions for God, the universe, or whatever (GUW). Me:  If safety is an illusion, and time is an illusion, what is reality? GUW:  What do you see on your computer monitor, or… Continue reading

Senseless Weekend Sarcasm : Thought bullets

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The thought bullets that impact my brain at 3 in the morning: ME:  God, the universe, whatever you are, why does evil always seem to win out in the end? God/Universe/Whatever (GUW: ):  I… Continue reading

Inner conversations: Perspective

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The conversation inside my head just before awakening from my 6pm to 10pm nap. And you wonder why I can’t sleep at night.     <_><_><_><_> God, the universe and everything.  What is… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Conversations with Insomnia

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My brain has escaped into another dimension.  It does this far too often.  I apologize in advance, as the opinions of my brain are not necessarily that of the body it inhabits. <_><_><_>… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Pretentious

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Just pretend for a moment that I’m the world’s leading authority on everything, and not an author who spends a great deal of time looking up every little detail as she writes. Imagine… Continue reading